Here have some things that I thought fit Dave. If you know where these are from I will love you forever.
Vincent: I'm just trying to further my education!
Dave: To the strip club!
Dave: *Runs over someone*
Dave: Sorry going to college!
Dave: *Pulls someone out of a car* Don't worry sir I have a degree!
Vincent: Maybe you should be... A vet?
Topaz: I wanna be a dog.
Dave: GTA is my spirit game.
Jack: Gee I wonder why.
Someone flips Dave off since he almost crashed into them.
Dave: How fucking dare you I have a degree!
Dave: Oh shit the cops!
Dave: Alright now it's time for a good ol game of Mario Ka- Fuck Fuck-
Jack: No no not in the water!
Dave: -oh fuck-
Dave(Cosplaying as Mario): Smash Bros! Smash bros! Smash bros!
*Beating up someone*
Jack: It's not Smash Bros!
Dave(Cosplaying as Mario): Yeah I killed Luigi. Luigi was just hindering me. Luigi held me back! Luigi held me back I am the best brother! You are the Luigi more like you're the- fuck you!
Jack: *Dying of laughter in the background.*
Harry: Steven this is sounding more like a personal question. Is Peter treating you right?
Steven: Ware!
Harry: What does that even mean??
Peter is dying in the background.
Dave: This turned into a midlife crisis!
Dave: Jack, do I have a nose the size of Mario's nose?
Jack: No one has the nose the size of... Pinocchio, that's the only one.
Jack: Don't go underwater Dave! It's not for the car!
Dave: I've never been able to survive Underwater levels. But you know what, you've gotta face your fears someday!
Dave: *Jumps into the fence*
Dave: Why is my solution to just headbutt people in the dick?
Dave: Alright let's start this race!
Dave: *Runs over someone*
Jack: Immediately you go for hunting the innocent!
Dave: No.
Jack: You have a gun?! Who gave you a gun?!
Dave: It's a fucking shell!
Jack: No!
Dave: It's a shell! Why are you tripping out?
Jack: No that's a gun!
Dave: It's a fucking shell, it's obviously a turtle shell!
*Is being chased by the Police*
Dave: These guys won't leave me alone! I just wanna have a picnic on the beach Sportsy!
Jack: XD
AN- There you go, hope this made a few of you laugh.
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(Completed (mainly) The DSAF'S Book Of Randomness 2
FanfictionWelcome! If you were here for the last book you know what's up. This will be mainly only character×character and family/friends oneshots. I might do ×OC'S at one point, but I'm not too sure. anyway, request away!
