A woman publishes an ad in the newspaper for a boyfriend. It said that she wanted a guy who wouldn't run from her, who wouldn't beat her and who was good in bed.
A few days later, a man in a wheelchair with no arms or legs rings the doorbell. She is confused.
"Are you here for the ad?" she asks.
"Yes. I have no arms so I can't beat you. I have to legs so I can't run away from you."
"Well, are you good in bed?"
"How do you think I rang the doorbell?"
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