Watching Walking Dead commercials.
"Are you ready for the zombie apocalypse?"
"No."
"Protect yourself from the flesh eaters."
"How?!"
"Go to scifi.com and research our shows."
2 minutes later...
"MOM!! HOW DO YOU SPELL SCIFI!?"
"I R-A-I-S-E-D A-N I-D-I-O-T!!"
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