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Watching Walking Dead commercials.

"Are you ready for the zombie apocalypse?"

"No."

"Protect yourself from the flesh eaters."

"How?!"

"Go to scifi.com and research our shows."

2 minutes later...

"MOM!! HOW DO YOU SPELL SCIFI!?"

"I R-A-I-S-E-D A-N I-D-I-O-T!!"

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