The other day, after pulling out of taco express (that was the name of the food place) we almost hit that thing in the middle of the road while my grandma was holding all the food. She screamed, We could've gotten in an accident and the paramedics wouldn't know where the blood started or where the taco ended!
Me and my friend smiled and screamed,
IVE BEEN HIT BY FLYING MEXICAN FOOD!
and...
IVE BEEN SHOT!
and we are learning cups in choir......
O.O
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