The Awesome Joke Book!

#35

A family is at the dinner table, A mom, daughter, A dad and a son. The son turns to the father and asks,

'Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?'

The father, shocked replies,

'In her 20s, a woman's boobs are like melons. Round and firm. In her 30s to 40s, they are pears. Still nice, hanging a bit. After 50, they are onions.'

'Onions?'

'Yes. You see them and it makes you cry.'

This infuriated the wife and daughter. The daughter turned to her mother and asked,

'Mom, how many kinds of willies are there?'

'Well dear, in a mans 20s, it is like an oak tree. Mighty and hard. In his 30s and 40s, its a birch. Flexible but reliable. And in his 50s, it's a Christmas tree.'

'A Christmas tree?'

'Yes. Dead from the root up and balls for decoration.'