A boy wants a bike really bad for Christmas but he's been a bad seed and he knows it. He writes a letter to Jesus.
Dear Jesus,
If I get a bike for Christmas, I'll be good for a whole week!
He thinks about it and says, 'That's to long, I can't do that.'
He crosses it out and writes, I'll be good for five days!
Too long.
Four days!
Nope.
Two days!
Too long.
A whole day!
I can't do that either.
He thinks and gets an idea. He runs into his mothers room and grabs a statue of Virgin Mary. He wraps a blanket around it, puts it in a paper bag and throws it in his closet. He then writes,
Dear Jesus,
If I don't get a bike for Christmas, you will never see your mother again!
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