You bit your lip as you shrugged against the man who was pinning you down. To the wall. Of an alleyway. Let's just say that today was not your lucky day. Your mother specifically told you that the alleyways of London were dangerous, but no, you just had to take the shortcut so that you could arrive at Peter's house more quickly. You told him you'd be there in 5 minutes and you were a woman of your word.
"Would you just give me your purse?!?" The man yelled.
"Bollocks no! You can't go around taking random ladies' purses! It's disrespectful." You spat. (oh my gosh I just used the word bollocks)
"It don't care if it's disrespectful!" He said trying to grab it off my arm.
"I don't even have anything in it!" You shouted. It was true, all you had was a few mints and a few pounds. (that's money)
You heard footsteps and you groaned.
"Peter, is that you? I've got this handled." You shouted finally pushing the man away from you.
You then kicked where the sun shan't shine and clapped your hands together.
"You're bloody mad! Not worth it." The man said limping away.
".....Y/N What just.... I thought I'd need to... you know what? I'm not surprised. Not surprised one bit.." Peter shook his head.
"Well at least you knew why I was late." You said leaning up to kiss him on the cheek.
"Yeah..." he drifted off.
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This was short and stupid... but I thought it would be pretty funny. So here is your imagine... it's really more of a drabble...
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