Across The Multiverse Productions: Sabrina The Animated Series(Cancelled)

Chapter 4: Tail of Two Kitties

The day started out normal for me, my parents were still on their anniversary trip, I got done with my chores(after waking up in the afternoon) and was in the middle of training when my iPod started vibrating as my ringtone, which was the intro for the Xena series, started up. I pulled it out of my pocket and saw the number, which was the Spellman's house phone. I sighed as I answered it, knowing that Sabrina was the one calling me.

"Yes, Sabreeny?" I greeted as I put the iPod on speaker with high volume via magic so I can hear well while I put up the weapons. "Hey. Um, I need help." Sabrina said as I put the swords in their scabbards and put them on the shelves. "Ok, shoot. What do you need?" I asked.

"See, I broke one of Quigley's stuff by summoning a whirlwind and need some money? Can you help me find a job?" Sabrina asked as I facepalmed. "Really, Sabrina? You summoned a whirlwind? Let me guess, you were doing it for indoor chores?" I asked as I put up the spears. "If I said yes, would you be glad about how I used weather magic?" Sabrina asked sheepishly.

"Sabreeny, you know that is for outdoor use." I said while putting up the shields on the racks. "I know, Salem told me." Sabrina said. "Strange, he usually the one to encourage you to do stuff like this. Like he told you to call Fabio." I said, reminding Sabrina about one of her worst mistakes.

"Hey, it how was I supposed to know that would happen!" Salem said in the background of the call. "You're the adult. Get your facts straight." I said as I put the last of the weapons away before grabbing the iPod and turning it off speaker, putting it up to my ear.

"I would have no fun. Meanwhile, I need a job or else I'll be on half allowance till I'm thirty." Sabrina said. "Ohhh. They need crust scrappers down at the car wash." Salem said. "I was thinking more like cover model, for romance novels." Sabrina said before doing a scene from a romance novel.

"*Sigh* Gaze into the brilliant blue of my eyes, Fabio." Sabrina said. "Okay, let me get Hilda's Black Book so you could call him again." I said sarcastically. "Sure, right after I chuck a hairball into the brilliant pink of Hilda's house slipper." Salem said.

"One, you're too young for that. And two, just because you read the 'Little Matchmaker' doesn't mean you know anything about romance, Sabrina." I said. "Says the person who cried when reading it." Sabrina teased. "Hey, it not my fault that it got sad after being funny at first." I defended as Sabrina gasped.

"Here we go. Beauty, Poise and Talent Show. First prize, a hundred dollars!" Sabrina said as a 'ka-ching' sound appeared out of nowhere. "Sorry kid, but you winning that show is a fantasy in search of a island. Get practical." Salem said. "Like you did when you ate Chester?" I asked. "Yes. Wait, I mean no! No!" Salem said as I smirked at the fact he admitted that fact.

"Now you're the one jumping to conclusions. It's a show for cats." Sabrina explained. "Oh, como. You mean I should enter? Now that's practical." Salem said. "I just knew you like the idea." Sabrina said.

"Or if you want, you can use the money I earned from my part-time job at the newspaper." I offered. "I can't do that to you Aaron... wait, you work at the newspaper?" Sabrina asked. "Who did you think wrote all the best articles that is always on the frontpage?" I asked with a smirk. "Touche." Sabrina said.

"Hey, with my rugged good looks and warlock powers, I'll make those Junior League cats look like something the dog dragged in." Salem said. "Salem, you know you're not allow to use your powers in front of people!" I said. "Don't worry, I'll do it discreetly." Salem said. "Fine, see you there in a hour, Sabrina." I said before hanging up. I then pulled out the two books Sabrina gave me, both of them being pink, out of my backpack.

These were the 'Little Matchmaker' books she gave to me to read, yet I didn't know there was a second book. "I swear, if Sabrina starts to make people fall in love, I'm blaming you." I said to the books before putting them back in the bag and swung it over my shoulder. I pulled my warp whistle from under my shirt and blew it, warping directly to the cat show.