Across The Multiverse Productions: Sabrina The Animated Series(Cancelled)

Chapter 8: Field Trippin

After the whole Student of the Year stuff, Salem been mad at Sabrina and me for the past four days. "Salem, come on." Sabrina pleaded as I poked him. "Oh sorry, was that the wind talking to me? Because it sounds like they're both traitors!" Salem said, glaring at us, not even noticing me poking him with a stick. "Technically, Sabrina sold you out. I just asked her where she got the magic from, dipstick." I reminded Salem as Sabrina took over for poking him with the stick.

"You still broke the Saberhagen Oath, which I forged your signatures! When you were five!" Salem said as he pulled out said piece of paper. "Our 'forged signatures' is just your paw prints. And when you tried to force me to sign it, I was down with the flu and my mom threatened to give you my germs if you didn't get the paper out of my face." I deadpanned after looking at the 'oath'.

"Yeah, but you still 'signed' it!" Salem exclaimed until I grabbed the paper and ripped it into shreds. Then I pulled out a flamethrower from my Gem and burned it, in front of Salem. "There, now the Saberhagen Oath is roasted! I'm here all week, folks." I said as Sabrina clapped at my sizzling pun. Ha, did it again!

(Madi: Stop making puns. You're not funny. Shit stick. Just because you never have a jokes degree online doesn't mean *gets shot by Madi in the shoulder,* Madi: Now you have a "hole" lot of problems. That pun sucks! *Groans in pain* Madi: Eat Filthy Frank's ass why don't you?! Not even you would force that upon your worst enemies, you fiend! Madi: Tell that to Pearl who's already doing.... never mind, I'm going to throw up. ...I need a adult. An actual adult.)

Anyways, the reason why I'm in Sabrina's room is because she was excited about a band that was having a concert in Greendale. Now, this isn't the first concert I heard or been too. In fact, this is the 50th concert I've heard and I been to at least 25 of them. I have weird tastes in music, see my playlist on my iPod.

"I can't believe it, though. A Bubble Gum Girls concert, here in Greendale! I have got to look exactly right." Sabrina said as she was wearing a white T-shirt, a green hat, a pair of jeans and blue sneakers. "If you chew my bubble gum, I'll know that you like me. " Sabrina sanged as she zapped a mirror, causing her to wear a pink dress with pink boots, pink feather scarf and green sunglasses.

I would say more about her singing, but I can't hear her over the agonizing sounds of nails on chalkboards... which is music to my ears. Sabrina continue using magic to mix and match outfits, wearing a purple and white dress and hat with a red ribbon.

"Aaron, please make it stop!" Salem pleaded with me. "Oh, I thought that I broke a Saberhagen Oath or whatever. Also, something about me being a wind that is a traitor." I said, putting marshmallows in my ear.

(Madi: NEEDS. MORE. MARSHMALLOWS! Oh come on. You can't even hear the nails on chalkboards anyways. *'Let It Go' plays, thanks to Pearl and Iago* Hand me the marshmallows, lady! Madi: See what I mean! *Hands me the bag of marshmallows* Yeah, 'Let It Go' is for gays. Madi: Let it go away!)

"I'll talk! I'll talk to you two! I killed Ms. Plums in the library with a candlestick!" Salem exclaimed in anguish as he covered his head with a pillow. "You did what?! I always wonder what happened to her and now I know, murderer!" I exclaimed, pointing a finger at Salem. Only for me to realized that I used my middle finger to point at him and fixed that mistake that no one noticed.

(Madi: Ms. Who? You have no soul whatsoever. And I take offense to that. Madi: I just asked a question. Good day to you, madam. Hmm. *Leaves through a door* Madi: Shit face! I just asked who she was before she died! Oh yeah, just so you could mock her, just like you do with most of my life prior to being stuck with you! Madi: No, so I can show Hilda where she'll be ending up at eventually. *Dead silence* *Censor* you Madi!)