Across The Multiverse Productions: Sabrina The Animated Series(Cancelled)

Interlude #1: Training Session

Madi led me down a flight of stairs to the room under the basement. I never knew that was even possible for a room to exist. "So why are we here, again?" I asked Madi as she turned on the only light. "I'm looking for something." She said. "And you brought me with you, because?" I asked with a raised eyebrow.

"You wanted to know all the rooms, and this is mines." She told me. "Touche." I said as I follow her. "Aha, there it is. I forgot it was there." Madi said as she held up something. "What is it?" I asked while crossing my arms. "My father's sith holocron." She told me with a know-it-all tone. "That tone is a kick to my...wait, what?" I asked.

"Wait what to what?" Madi asked. "Nothing. So, about that holocron. What does it do, exactly?" I asked. "Helps me train my abilities, combative skills, and talk to my parent's spirits." Madi explained. "You know, that reminds me about the training for me we never got to yet. And I been here for three and a half weeks now." I reminded her.

"Must've slipped my mind." She said. "And I don't mean Gem training. I know you could just force Pearl to do that eventually. I mean training to control my ki." I told her, just as she pulled out the Pearl button. "Well, there is someone. But I don't think you want him as a mentor, do you?" Madi asked.

"You're asking someone who have survived a avalanche, survive both Gem and Sabrina on a daily basis, keep his magic a secret from Greendale, pretended to be a witch for 4 months, turned Super Saiyan six months ago and keep his sanity intact with Pearl and Iago's arguings and bullshit, right?" I deadpanned at Madi. "Try surviving Frieza, Cell, Buu, Broly, Tuffles, Shadow Dragons, Androids, and Demons for a living." Madi told me. "Frieza is weak, even by these days standards." I told her. "Frieza's Inferno form tells you otherwise." Madi said.

"Even you have to admit, Frieza can be beaten by a half Saiyan, and not even at full strength." I told her. "I meant back when he was a threat on Namek." She said. "Yeah, before he became more brain dead than usual." I said. "Do you want that training or not?" Madi asked. "Yes, I feel like we're becoming a Critic joke that went on far too long." I said as we went upstairs.

"Tell that to Cherry." Madi said. "Who?" I asked, dumbfounded. "Don't. Ask. Especially when it comes to her friends and that thing they call Drell." Madi said while covering her head with the palm of her hand. "What the fuck is a Drell?" I asked. "Magic Peter Griffin claiming as a 'mentor to Cherry and Atticules.'" Madi said a bit annoyed. "That sounds a bit disappointing." I commented. "That's not as bad as Cherry going with someone else." Madi said.

Later, I was waiting in a empty room that Madi said would be the training room. "I wish I brought my iPod for some music to drive off the boredom." I said to myself, just as Madi opened the door. "Put this blindfold on." Madi said, throwing a brick at me by accident. "Ow." I said. "I said blindfold, not brick. Stay focused!" Madi screamed at her hand before slapping it. "I could have just rip part of the curtain off and use it as a blindfold." I said after rubbing my face gingerly.

"That too." Madi said as she did just that and wrapped it around my eyes. "Suddenly, I'm getting deja vu. Like I'm in a mine again." I remarked. "No mines for miles around here." Madi told me as she escorted me somewhere. "Oh thank Salmoneus. That would be horrible for me." I said in relief.

"Instead, there's your instructor right here." Madi said as she took off the blindfold. In front of me was Goku, in a red gi for some reason. And next to him was Vegeta, who looked like he was dragged along. "I can't believe you brought me here, lady!" Vegeta exclaimed to Madi. "Ah, shut up, faggot!" Madi told Vegeta, who looked shocked at being called that.

"We all know what your father's done." Madi added, pointing at Vegeta. "Okay, we get it, ladies. You're both beautiful. Now, what the heck is going on here?!" I asked everyone in the room. "You wanted to have ki training, so I got 2 masters of it. Actually, 1 and a half." Madi said with a smirk. "So, you're Aaron?" Goku asked. "Yeah, and I believe your friend is the prince of traffic cones, due to his hair." I said, pointing at Vegeta's hair.