Interlude #5: New Outfit

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Aaron's P.O.V.-August 9th, 2013-Bathroom, Madison's House

"Ah, finally, I can relax. Especially since Pearl and Sinbad went to the bar for the day," I say to myself, enjoying a nice, relaxing bath.

"Hi!" Madi said, her head poking out of the bath water.

"Holy shit!" I screamed, jumping out of the bathtub and wrapping a towel around myself. "Madi, I thought we agreed you were going to knock before you do the whole 'popping out of nowhere because I'm a ghost' thing."

"We did?" Madi asked.

"Yeah. Two days ago, after Pearl and Sinbad stormed in just to try and see if they can use me as the 'monster' in their Battleship game," I reminded her.

"I forgot." Madi said.

"Note to self: put Post-it notes everywhere with that rule so Madi wouldn't forget," I say to myself. "Anyways, is there a reason you decided to pop in here?" I asked Madi.

"Your clothes are getting small, so I- AAAAHHH! What is that on you!" Madi screamed, pointing at my right eye, where there were some burn marks surrounding said eye.

"Oh, that. Let's just say an accident. From someone's revenge plot going awry," I say.

"How!!" Madi shrieked.

"Atomic fire breath," I said simply.

"Did you piss Godzilla off?" Madi asked.

"If only that was the case. Nope, just Scar turning Kinkle into Harvzilla," I said.

"Well, we're going clothes shopping!" Madi declared.

"Okay. But I have a question first," I say.

"Yes?" Madi asked.

"Can I put on some clothes first?" I asked, pointing to the only thing keeping me from being nude: a towel.

"What are yo-oh sweet Jeebus!" Madi said, blushing from realizing the situation as she exit through the wall.

"Well, now my chance of relaxation is ruined, thanks to the power of embarrassment," I complained.

Five minutes later

"Get in, loser! We're doing a montage!" Madi said as I got into her jeep. Why she has a jeep when she's got a tank, I don't know. But who am I to question her?

Anyways, cue the montage.

'Aaron needs some new clothes

'He don't want to waste no time

'Try on the clothes like it's life or death

'Comfortable clothes is the best'

A montage of Aaron trying various clothes. Some of which included goth-styled clothing, greaser clothing, nerdy clothes, and even the dreaded cubicle jobs clothing.

Each one, Madi held up signs that read, 'Hacker Alert! Scammer Alert! Swedish Alert!'

Finally, Aaron had on a green varsity jacket, a regular black T-Shirt, a pair of cargo jeans and a pair of combat boots, which Madi gave a thumbs-up.

Soon, the two sat at a random table, eating whatever food they just bought.

"Quick question? What was your beef with the Spellman Junior?" Madi asked.

"Spellman Junior?" I asked, confused by what she meant.

"Your friend." Madi clarified.

"Oh, Sabrina," I said with a sigh. "Actually, the funny thing was that I wasn't mad at her at the time. I was thinking about her well-being, and then there was Xeno Goku trolling me, and, well, my emotions got out of control. Then again, Saiyan hybrids aren't known for having a handle on their emotions," I said.

"Understatement of the millennium." Madi snarked.

"Exactly. Though I'm trying hard to change that. Then again, guess some scars don't go away, even if they aren't physical," I said.

"I know." Madi said. "What's important on August 9th that you circled it?" she asked.

"Um, Madi, today is August 9th, and it's my 14th birthday." I said.

"Oh." Madi said.

"Um, so how did you die in the first place?" I asked.

"Well..." Madi said, turning on the Montage Machine.

As the second portion of the song plays, a montage of Madison and Zelda's love life plays out, showing all the atrocities they've committed, all the fun they had, and all the parties they had.

Suddenly, on Madison and Zelda's wedding day, Hilda burst through the door.

'Then you get Dreaded Death Rainbowed

'And you're dead.'(Madison gets disintegrated by the Dreaded Death Rainbow)

'Three days later, you become a poltergeist

'Because your death wasn't planned'(Madison had a look of horror on her face as people walked through her, not paying attention.)

'For decades, you planned your revenge

'You kidnapped a teen to cure your loneliness!'(Madison is seen forcing Aaron into the contract 9 months ago)

'It's the Montage Machine!

'Press the button and you get a montage!

'Just like in the movies!

'Press a button and you get a montage!'(Madison looks at herself in the mirror)

"...You were a creeper to Spellman Junior." Madi said.

"Uh, I think we should focus on the fact that Hilda turned you into a poltergeist, you straight up kidnapped me to get rid of your loneliness, and you didn't thought to get therapy at all," I said.

"...I want to sew a dress." Madi said, turning on the Montage Machine.

Madison, dumb ass with smart ass energy.

(A/N: Hey, so, this chapter will be the last thing I will post for now, due to me and my family are in the process of dealing with moving. However, I'll be back to post more stuff for this story and the other stories soon. See you all hopefully soon.)

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