"c'mon sit" i said to jah patting in front of me on the floor
he sat down with his legs crossed "yes?" he asked
"let's ask each other questions" i said
"like what?"
"questions that you always wondered about, you can ask me questions and i'll ask you questions" i said
"okay"
"i'll go first, ummm i where's the strangest place you ever had sex?" i asked
his eyes went wide "on a windowsill"
MY eyes went wide "a windowsill? how the fu- was there enough room?" i asked
"not really but she fit and i hit" he said
"oh"
"ima ask you a question, how did it feel when you first had sex?" he asked
"damn. it hurt like crazy, and it was even worse because i'm mad sensitive down there so when he put it in i felt like screaming my lungs out, that shit hurt like crazy man" i said
his face scrunched up looking jealous
"i have another question" he said
"oh- okay"
"how many guys have you slept with" he asked
"two"
"TWO? WHO?" he asked a little mad
"you and my ex duh" i said
"naw now i gotta other question" he said
"yes?"
"who was better in bed"
"me or him?" he asked
i took long to answer and pretended to think hard
"damn you really gotta think about it" he said disappointed
"i mean it's pretty hard" i lied
" wha- naw bruh you trippin, i'm out" he said getting up
"no no no, jah really i was just joking" i said getting up and going to him
someone's on their period 🙄
i wrapped my arms around his neck
"nah bruh get off me" he said
"bruh get off of meee" he said trying to pull my arms away
"i was just kidding babeeeeee" i said planting kisses all over his face
"bruh get off of me"
"no" i said putting my head on his chest and hugging him
