ima be pranking jah by telling him that he don't turn me on anymore and i need porn to turn me on
i'm not gonna be recording it because i lost my camera and yeah
"jahhhsehhhhhh" i sung out of boredom to get his attention
i laid on the bed waiting for him to come up
"yeah?" he asked out of breath from running up the stairs
i laughed
he threw himself on the bed and spread his arms out
"what were you doing?" i asked
"in the kitchen looking for sum to eat" he replied getting up and sitting criss-cross looking at me
"oh ima cook" i tucked a strand of hair behind my ear
"what?"
"i don't know yet"
he nods laying back down with his head next to my feet
"you straight?" i giggled
"sounds like something i would say but yeah i'm straight"
"i needa talk to you about sum" i say
he sits up and nod indicating for me to go on
i sat up with my legs spread out
"you haven't been turning me on lately"
he laughed
"ahhhh girl bye" he laughs more
i kept a straight face
he looked at me "your being serious?"
"yes jah."
"then why every-time we boutta have sex you always wet without me touching you?" he asked
"it's called pornhub"
"girl whatchu need porn fo?" he asked
"to. get. me. turned. on. and. wet" i say slowly
"i can getchu wet just by looking at you" he said
"i'm not wet"
"just a couple more seconds" he stares at me
he rubbed his hands together
"one"
"two"
"threeeeeeeeeeeeeee"
slap!
he slapped my vagina
"uh you bitch!" i close my legs and rubbed myself so the stinging would go away
"what?" he asked looking like he didn't just do that
i hit him in his dick
