imortal eye (billdip) I Discontinued Now I Just Rant. Sorry

bills back bitch

BILL p.o.v.

Ohh Gravity falls it is good to be back! I mean I have been asleep for how many years? Who ta mess with, who to mess with? WAIT new meatsacks, I have got to check this out!
They came on that strange contraption meatsacks call busses I think? Strange? A girl came out she looks . . . ok I guess. She has straight brown hair tan-ish skin tone, light and dark brown eyes, jean short shorts, and pink sweater with a shooting star on it. She looks like a cocky brat. After her came a boy and he looked beautiful! He had a cute mess of dark brown curls on his head, a hat, pale porsiline skin with so many freckles, I can't really see his face over the luggage he's holding, but he is wearing black ripped jeans a My Chemical Romance shirt and a navy blue hoodie. Then I saw fez. huh wonder why he's here? so I read his thoughts! "I can see why Shelly and James call him a curse, faggot." Thought Stan. HOW DARE HE SAY THAT ABOUT MY  PINE TREE! Wait Pine tree? MINE!????
What the hell I don't even know if he's part of my weal let alone mine! I looked back at Pine tree only to see his face and I could just die from the cuteness. His eyes are a beautiful coalbolt blue with gold flakes in them, his eye lashes are long and thick, he has a lip Peircing and ear piercings, a purfect aray of star like freckles and, plump blood red lips. He is purfect in every way!
Wow I'm getting attached to this meatsack way to fast, I shouldn't even get attached to meatsacks!! ughhh I'm a bloody demon I don't have emotions, God damn it!!!!!!

I looked back up to see him . . . Crying oh dear god I feel the need to hold him and comfort him. WHYYYYYYYYYYY I AM A ALL MIGHTY DREAM DEMON I DON'T HAVE CRUSHES!! Wait I just edmitted to having a crush on him, wow I really have gone soft, time to avoid him for all eternity.

Luna's P.O.V.

I ran into one of my star children today, I ran into one of my star children! Sorry I've just been reincarnating this kid since almost the beginning of time. And he is the soulmate of one of my friends although I don't think bill knows how that works after all he was already insane, being the god of chaos and trickery does that to you, and being stuck in the nightmare realm that place is horrendous he probably saw stuff that made him forget. OHhhh my Stars he forgot his origin this is going to take years or months. I'm going to place bets on how long it takes till they get together.

You readers tell me how long you think it'll take in the comments!!
LUNA don't break the fourth wall it is so hard to fix!
Well someone had to tell them (eye roll)
Get that sass of the table Mister.
Fine

So any way I showed Dipper around the town and warned him about that pesky cult. Major told him he could stay at are house when ever he needs. And let me tell you he needs it after all I should know I've been watching this kid since he was born. I know how that sounds and no I'm not a stalker this kid is like a son to me after all he it my star child.

Time skip to the next day why because my cat is adorable

Mable's P.O.V.

So now it's time to find dip sticks friend and turn her easy pesy. (lemon skwesy pumpkin pie mother fuckers. Sorry I had to)
Okay I'm in town off to the mall to find this bitch. Found her . . . With a kid? Wow what a hoe. I went up to her and said hi any ways.
"Hi I'm Mable what's your name!" I said.
"Oh hi my name's Luna nice to meet you." Replied luna
What's the kid's name?" I asked.
"I'm Mason but please call me Major! Exclaimed major.
Alright major." I said.
"I'm sorry I need to get something can you watch Major for a second Mable?" Luna asked. "Sure" I said