Treebros oneshots

Royalty AU

**Conner P.O.V**

I sat on the throne 'waiting' for a princess to come up to me to ask to marry me. Of course, I would say no. I tried to tell Larry that I fling the other way, but he doesn't care. I sigh at the soft ballroom music playing. I suppose I could get up and just talk to people. 

I don't get why Zoey get so lucky when she came out to Larry, now she gets to marry Princess Alana. When I tell Larry he just doesn't listen to me. I saw a pretty cute boy. He is a butler in our castle. He gets surprised or scared easily. He is serving people for our party. Originally, he is from his mother's castle but we needed an extra server. He was glad to help us. 

I think his name is Evan. I'm not sure. I walk over to Evan and tap him on the shoulder. He let out a sorta squeak and drops a piece of food. I catch it before it falls on the floor and I put it back on his tray. 

"Sorry, I didn't mean to startle you." I said awkwardly. "N-no it's okay. I-I'm just not use to talking to royalty." Evan said. "My name is E-Evan," Evan said bowing. "No it's okay you don't have to do that." I said awkwardly. "O-oh now it's just awkward..." Evan said, giggling a little bit. I laughed along with him. He is so cute. His face looked so squishy, he was a blushing mess and he was just the most perfect person I have ever seen.

"It feels weird in here, wanna go somewhere else?" I asked Evan. He nodded, the tint of pink still in his cheeks. I led Evan out of the ballroom and into my room. "Welp, here we are." I said, sitting down on my bed. 

Evan plops on the bed beside me. "Is it cool being a prince?" Evan asked. I took a moment to respond, then said, "Eh not really. You have to find someone to date and you mainly can't get out of the house, unless you sneak outside. You have too many responsibilities that you have to deal with." I said. Evan nodded. "I-I was gonna be a prince but my dad ordered for me to be a server, so ya." Evan said quietly.

"That sucks. You would make a great prince." I said. Evan's face became a deeper red. "I forgot, I have to pick who I wanna marry this afternoon." I said flopping down onto my bed. "Oh..." Evan said. 

"Evan, can we kiss?" I asked casually. Evan's face turned a deeper shade of red. "I-It would be my honor." Evan said quietly. I cupped Evan's face and kissed him softly on the lips. I pulled away quickly not trying to force him to do anything.

Evan tackled me onto the bed and kissed a bit rougher than last time. My hands felt my hands fall at Evan's hips. Evan's fingers were curled in with my hair. "Conner! Time to pick what woman you wanna marry!" I heard my mom yell through the door. I sigh. I kissed Evan on the cheek and left my room. 

Princesses were lined up, holding a rose. "Now Conner, you will take a rose from the Woman you want to marry." Larry said. I heard my brain scoff. I look at the women and all of them look like they wanted to e my bride. Evan was over in the corner of the room sitting down just watching everything go down.

I took a rose out of one of the Women's hands. She was getting excited, but I quickly left her. I could feel Larry's eyes pierce into my back. I walked over to Evan and dragged him up. I pinned him to the wall and I felt everyone's eyes pierce into me. Evan's mom was near us, which she was invited to my marriage ceremony.

I had Evan still pinned to the wall. I heard Evan gulp. I kissed him, which he let out a squeak. I could feel Evan kiss back but I pulled away. I flashed him a wink, which I felt Evan's face go red. I gave him the rose that I was holding. 

I could feel everyone's shock, except for Zoey's. Larry was furious with me. Evan's face was still very red. "I'm sorry for all the trouble my d- I mean Larry caused you princesses to come here. It was clearly a mistake." I said. Some of the princesses were crying. 

"If Larry could actually listen, he would hear that I said I was gay around ten million times." I said. Larry scoffed. "Sorry for wasting everyone's time." I said. The princesses left the room leaving me, Zoey, Evan, Ms. Hansen, Larry, and my mom.

"What was that?!" Larry yelled. I shrugged. I was done with Larry's bullshit. I stood up and walked over to Evan. "Was that too much?" I asked Evan. He was holding the rose and looked up at me. He shook his head no. 

"Conner don't give me th-" Larry started. "Larry fuck yourself with a chainsaw would ya?!?" Zoey yelled. I tried not to laugh. "Conner?" Evan said quietly. "Yes." I said. "Does this mean that... y-your gonna marry me?" Evan asked. "Only if you want to baby." I said, flashing Evan a wink. 

Evan's face got slightly redder. 

**Insert good ending**