Treebros oneshots

He wasn't ready...

Ah yes, I can't find more set it off memes and yes I'm starting this with ah yes.

**Third-person**

Ah yes, the gold-tinted sky falls upon us as the sun is setting. The chill summer air blowing against Conner's frantic walking to his house. The crisp air reminding autumn is falling between us. Anyways, *Set the race against time music*, Conner is hurrying to his house. Conner had a stressful day at school. He went to the principles office twice and pretty much pushed his friend down. Conner burst into his house. "Hi, honey. How was school?" Conner's mom asked. Conner didn't respond and headed straight to his room.

Conner flopped back onto his bed. He let out a heavy sigh and mumbled a few curses. He unbuttoned his pants and zipped down zipper. "CONNER I HEARD YOU HAD A STRESSFUL DAY AN-" Evan barged in and quickly closed the door. "Was I interrupting something?" Evan said through the door. "Ya..." Conner said. The two just awkwardly stood still where they were at.

"Can I come in?" Evan asked. "Heh, sure if you want to see me trying to pull up my pants," Conner said. Evan creaked the door open and went into the room. Evan shimmied onto the bed and on top of Conner. "Stressful day, huh?" Evan said pulling up Conner's pants. Conner nodded.

The two acted as if it was normal for Evan to be buttoning Conner's pants. Evan finished and gave Conner a short kiss. "Finished. So tell me what's stressing you out?" Evan asked. Evan curled up on Conner's side. "Fucking principals man. Now Larry is going to take away my computer." Conner said. "Oh, that sucks. I guess I can't make you horny on the computer..." Evan said jokingly. "Now I have to make the effort and go over here and make you horny." Conner rolled his eyes. "Unless you call me." Conner shrugged.

"Eh, that is fine with me," Evan said. Conner, in his mind, was surprised. Evan never talked to him so confident. I mean if you are asking the author and know P!ATD, Conner "Said so under his breath, you're reading lips 'When did he get so confident'.". A song I die for I say. (There's a good reason these tables are numbered honey, you just haven't thought of it yet.)

*Author clears throat* Anyway back to the story. Evan cuddled up to Conner even more because it's cold in that house. "Why is it so cold?" Evan asked. "I don't know. I think Larry is cold-blooded." Conner replied. And then sweet silence. "Hey Conner, Can I kiss you? Just a wild guess." Evan asked. Conner just gave Evan a sweet loving kiss. "I don't know how I felt about that one..." Evan said. 

Evan got on top of Conner once again and then gave Conner a passionate sweet kiss. "I think that was better," Conner said. Evan shrugged. "We can try again tomorrow before school," Evan said. "Right now I have to get going. Night sweety." Evan said hopping off Conner and his bed. "Night," Conner said. 

And with that, we closeout. Did the two get together? Yes. Did they have that kiss? Yes. Did Conner get his computer took away? Yes. And most importantly, is Larry cold-blooded? Most certainly. 

**Insert Ah, yes**

**Insert god's child, Natsuki**

**Insert me getting scrub of the day**