Treebros oneshots

PURE FLOOF PT.2

**Conner's P.O.V**

I was awoken by all four of my adorable kids. "Wake up! Pops said you can make good pancakes!" Wescostin said. "I'm getting up," I mumbled. I heard the kids go downstairs. "You awake yet?" I heard Evan ask. "Maybe..." I mumbled. I saw Evan roll his eyes. Evan walked over and kissed me, a short loving kiss. "Times like this huh," I said. Evan nodded. "I used to make you so horny. What happened to that?" Evan said. "What happened to you begging me to fuck you?" I replied. Evan blushed a bit. "Eh, you wanted it," Evan said. "You wanted it more," I said.

Evan rolled his eyes and smiled. "Okay, okay you won. Hurry up and get up, our kids are hungry." I got up and threw on a shirt. I followed Evan downstairs to where our children were playing some pirate thing. "WALK THE PLANK KRAKEN!!" I heard Christine yell at Sarah. I chuckled a bit at the humor. Kids are something. I got out the pan and made the waffle mix. I poured the waffle mix into an empty mustard bottle.

"Smell's good so far." Evan coming up behind me and hugging me. "I know you can do these pancakes better," I said. Evan shrugged. I almost burnt every pancake so far. "Let me do it," Evan said. Long story short, he did the pancakes way better than I did. It looked like the ones in the cheesy love story. Perfect and golden. "Kid's breakfast is ready," Evan called out to the kids. The kids came racing in here. Evan fixed everyone a plate. Evan ate in the living room. "Conner, Zoey asked if she can see the kids," Evan said. "Hell no!" I said with pancakes still in my mouth. Evan slapped me. "Conner she is your sister! Plus, yall haven't seen each other in 3 years." Evan said. "Please," 

"How could I say no to those eyes," I said. Evan smiled. "See that's the spirit! You know you love her." Evan said. Evan put his plate and fork in the sink. "I'll be in the bedroom," Evan said. "Put on a show for me!" I yelled to Evan upstairs. I decided to spend time with my beautiful kids. "What are yall up to?" I asked sitting down at the table. "We are trying to make Sarah, The Kraken, walk the plank," Caelynn said. I nodded in half approval. They were playing with the forks and making Sarah's walk off the plate. "Do it! I dare you too!" Wescostin said. "You know your guy's first day of school is in a week," I said. "I know," Christine said. "Just making sure, did we get everything for yall?" I asked. The girls nodded yes.

"You can take our plates now," Sarah said. I took the girls plates and forks. "I'll be in my room, for now, okay," I said. The girls nodded and continues to play their little game. I went upstairs to my bedroom and there my husband was scrolling through his phone. "Whatcha scrolling through?" I asked. "Twitter," Evan mumbled. I snatched his phone from him and kissed him blissfully. "Conner I was looking at something," Evan said pulling away from me and trying to get his phone back. "Nope. You get back when Zoey gets here." I  said.

And sure enough, I hear a doorbell ring. Evan took his phone back and kissed me on the cheek. Evan raced down the stairs and opened the door and sure enough, it was Zoey. "Evan! I missed you so much!" Zoey said squeezing Evan into a big hug. "How is the big Washington DC?" I asked. "Conner!" Zoey ran over and hugged me. "It's great over there! How were you?" Zoey asked, not releasing from her grasp. 

"It's been great," I said. "Follow me and meet my kids." Zoey followed behind me and my kids were playing a movie in their room. "Kids, this is your aunt Zoey," I said. The kids raced over and gave her a big hug. "Are you the one that almost dated Pops?" Caelynn asked. Zoey nodded. "Cool," Wescostin said. "Do you guys like doing art?" Zoey asked. All of my kids nodded. "Well, I got a great big poster so we can do artsy stuff outside," Zoey said. All the kids went racing outside dragging Zoey along with them.

And then it was just me and Evan. Once again, Evan was scrolling through Twitter. I snatched up his phone once again and held it above him. He tried to get it back but he is shorter than me so it's how it plays out. "Conner!" Evan said full of frustration. "It's undeniably cute how short and angry you are," I said. Evan jumped on me and made me trip and fall onto the floor. "Pay attention to meee," I said. "I'll pay attention to you okay," Evan said. Evan kissed me softly and had his hand entangled into my hair. Evan pulled away from me and got up. 

"I love you," Evan said. "Love you too bitch," I said. Evan flipped me off. Little did Evan know I still had his phone. When Evan was out of sight I hid it in one of the cabinets. Evan went outside and I followed him. "That is beautiful Wesconstin!" Zoey said. "Daddy look!" Wesconstin said showing me a picture of a flower. "That is beautiful sweety!" I said. Wesconstin rushed off to the other kids and Zoey. "Conner care to join us?" Zoey said. "I guess," I said. Instead of doing anything I sat there and watched everyone paint.

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**HEh Left this off just to watch yall suffer**

**HEEEEHHH**

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