Treebros oneshots

PURE FLOOF

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**Conner's P.O.V**

I see my beautiful husband next to me. I checked my phone to see what day it is. "Honey wake up." I said trying to shake Evan awake. "Why?" I heard Evan mumble cuddling closer to me. "I thought you wanted to get our kids." I said. "Holy sh-. That's right." Evan said bolting up. Evan quickly gets changed, like maybe in three seconds he is ready. "Conner hurry up!" Evan complained. 

I chuckled and go changed. "Okay, okay I'm ready." I said walking downstairs. "Evan you look like your still in high school." I said. "And you look like the first time you wanted to have sex with me. Did you get high again?" Evan asked. "I woke up in the middle of the night Ev." I said. "Ah hah! I knew I smelt weed every time I wake up in the middle of the night." Evan said walking out the door.

"Okay, I'll stop." I said. "This is off-topic honey. I'm so excited to get our kids!!" Evan said. "Me too, but I'm just too tired to show any emotion." I said, yawning. Evan giggled a bit, enough to make me die. 

"You're so cute." I said, hugging my most wonderful husband. "Conner!" Evan whined. "Okay, okay. Get in the car." I said. Evan jumped inside the car. I kissed Evan on the cheek and headed straight to the orphanage. 

This orphanage isn't like the other ones in movies. This one was pretty nice. It wasn't like Annie where they had to scrub every floor, or like Oliver where they ate slop. They had a nice dinner for all the kids and the people who worked there were really nice.

"Conner I'm nervous. What if the kids don't like me?" Evan said. "Babe, I'm sure they will like you just fine." I said. Evan took a deep breath and kept walking forward. "Hello! Welcome to the orphanage of Divine, do you have a reservation?" The woman asked. "Um yes, it's under Murphy." I said confidently.

"Oh, so your that person! Okay, let me go get the girls." The woman said going upstairs. Evan was super excited, and when he gets excited he gets red. The four girls come fucking racing into Evan's arms. (Me standing over here offended as shit). 

One of the kids came over and hugged me. I was just standing here just in awe in how cute these kids are. "Well, they don't have names yet so you guys can name them." The woman said. Me and Evan made a list of names we could name these kids.

Evan pulled me to a corner. "We have five million names for these kids." Evan said pulling out the list of names. "I got some names. How about... Sarah Christine Wescostin and Caelynn." I said right off the bat. Evan just sorta stood there.

"We got names." I said. I pointed at each one and recited their names. "Can I switch names with her?" Christine said pointing to Caelynn. "No! This is my name and you can't have it!" Caelynn said. 

I chuckled a bit at there silliness. "Well if you two gentlemen step over here and sign some papers." The lady said going to the desk. We signed the papers and gave her the cheek for the kids. 

"Thank you. Now let me just get their clothes and get them packed up." The lady said. Evan was gripping onto my hand. "Okay, the kids are packed up and ready to go! See you around." The woman said.

"Okay c'mon girls." I said. The girls cuddled close to me and Evan and got in the car. 

**Time skip because I basically named the kids after my friends and me and my sister's D&D Characters**

We got back home. "Welp, here is the house" I said stepping inside the house. "Wowwie!!" I heard Wescostin say. "This is a big house." Sarah said looking around the house. "Can we watch a movie with yall?" Caelynn asked. "Sure, why not?" Evan said. I picked out a movie which was The Grinch. I sat on the couch and Evan sat on my lap. Sarah and Wescostin were playing upstairs and Christine and Caelynn were cuddled up to Evan watching the movie.

We were halfway through the movie and I hear one of the girls rush downstairs. "Pops, Daddy, What is this?" Sarah said holding the vibrator. "I told you to put in a better spot!" Evan whisper yelled at me. "I thought that was a good spot!" I said. I could see one of the girls sing with it. 

"I think this goes in your mouth." Christine said. I was drowned out because me and Evan were arguing a bit. 

**Third person for a bit**

"Oh-oh! let me try!" Wescostin said snatching the Vibrator out of her sister's hands. "AAAHH!" Wescostin said accidentally turning it on trying to fit it in her mouth.

"No no no, sweetie that is a grown-up toy." Evan said taking the Vibrator out of Wescostin's hands.

**Conner's P.O.V because that was funny as hell XD** 

Evan was attempting to put the Vibrator on the top shelf of our closet. "Do you need help?" I asked. Evan nodded. I took the Vibrator out of his hands and put it on the top shelf of the closet. "Our kids as funny as hell." I said sitting on the bed. 

Evan nodded in agreement. He sat on my lap and pushed be back against the headboard of the bed. "We should have put the Vibrator there in the first place." Evan said. "Sorry I was tired that night." I said. Evan rolled his eyes.

Evan kissed me passionately. "EWW THERE SUCKING THERE FACES OFF!!" Christine said. Evan pulled away and laughed. "I'm gonna put the girls to bed." Evan said. He went off to put the girls to bed and I wrapped up in the blanket. 

Evan cuddled next to me. "Night baby boy." I mumbled. "Night." Evan responded back.

**Insert my friend reading this and messaging me on wattpad**

**Insert definite part two**