Treebros oneshots

On the couch (Not smut kids stay fresh)

Lets put a video by SIO because there are my hawt sawce to my bbq.

**3rd person**

Evan sat on his couch curled up into a ball and watched TV. Well, Evan was more like emailing his crush/ best friend Conner. 

Conner: Can I come over, please

Evan: Why

Conner: Because I wanna see my best friend

Evan: Let me think about it

Conner: -_-

Evan: I'm joking, you can come over if you want to

Conner: See ya in ten.

Evan closed his computer. He was thinking this might be the day he would tell Conner he had a huge super crush on him and he is sexy. That is a bit too much, but okay. Ten minutes later Conner is knocking on the door. "I'll get it," Evan told his mom. Evan opened the door and standing there, it was the mailman.

Nope, just Conner. Yep Conner is a sexy mailman. Nope, just regular Conner. "Hey Evan, Hey miss Hansen," Conner said poking his head into the house. Evan let the most beautiful Conner in. "Hey, I'll be back boys, I have to get some food for dinner." Miss Hansen said. Evan nodded and sat back down on the couch.

"So what is Evan Hansen doing right now?" Conner asked sitting beside Evan. "Just watching DanPlan," Evan said. Evan was also drawing something. What was he drawing? Now that is a secret between me and me. "Whatcha drawing there?" Conner asked. "Uh- I- hm- u- nothing." Evan stammered, with his face appearing with the redoosh tint.

Conner was confused but he didn't say anything. "On a scale of 1-10, how gay are you?" Evan asked, looking at Conner. "Eh... Like an infinite number." Conner said. "I'm more like an 8," Evan said looking back at his drawing. 

Awkward pause. "Conner?" Evan asked, looking back at Conner. "Mhm," Conner said. "On a scale of 1-10..." Evan started. "How gay are you for me?" Evan asked nervously. Awkward silence again. Evan was looking straight into Conner's eyes. "Maybe... If there was a number more than infinite." Conner said. Evan smiled and looked down. "I'm thinking that would be me too," Evan said quietly. 

Awkward pause pause. "Conner?" Evan asked again. "Yes?" Conner said. "On a scale of 1-10..." Evan started. He dragged Conner into... Him? Lets lay out there positioning. Evan was currently gripping Conner's shirt and Conner is pinning Evan sorta to the couch but there are sitting down and Conner is holding Evan's waist. Sorry if I'm being a confusing boio, just ask if you need any help with the layouts.

Conner's face was pretty close to Evan's. "... How gay would this be?" Evan asked softly. "Pretty fucking gay," Conner said quietly. "So if you kissed me would that be gay?" Evan asked quietly. Conner nodded. "Then show me, daddy~"  Evan whispered. Conner is just dying inside because that was the most innocent sorta voice with a lustful tone. Conner immediately plunged into a kiss with Evan.

Evan was a bit taken back, (or shooketh) but immediately drowned into the kiss. Both boys were a horny boio's. Conner licked the bottom lip of Evan's asking, more like pleading, for entrance. Evan denied. (Read this part, but imagine Steve Irwin's accent)Conner gave a little squeeze on the Evan's waist, which made Evan gasp and Conner going in for the kill.

Evan moaned a bit but stifled it but pulling away from Conner's loving lips. "Did I do something wrong?" Conner asked. Evan shook his head no. Conner's hands were still at Evan's waist. Evan latched his legs around Conner's waist. 

Conner kissed Evan's neck a little bit, which made Evan make a sharp inhale. Then, of course, Conner found Evan's sweet spot which without knowing it, Evan moaned. Evan could feel Conner smile against his neck.

Conner bit down on the spot a little bit, which made Evan moan a bit louder. And then, a beep beep showed up Conner unlatched himself from Evan. Ms. Hansen showed up to the house and opened the door. "Hey, boys sorry it took a while. The store was a mess out there! So many people trying to get the macaroni and cheese! Can you believe that?" Ms. Hansen said, throwing her hands into the air. 

Evan's face was red, but Conner was just smiling a bit. "Oh ya Conner hun, do you want to have dinner here with us?" Ms. Hansen asked. "Yes mam." Conner said. Evan desperately tried to cover the hickeys on his neck, and Conner just let him suffer.

**Insert that good KFC dinner that I want.**

**Its finger lickin good**