'Hanta Sero was an okay kisser. I mean, kissing him felt like kissing a CPR dummy—one-sided and boring. Though, the duet we sung together was nice. Overall, I'd give him a 5/10.'
As I wrote that down in my journal, Ochako approached me.
"Hello, (Y/N)-chan!" she greeted.
"Hiya."
"What'cha writing there?" she asked, getting all nosy like the teenage girl she is.
"N-Nothing!" I spoke hastily while slamming my notebook shut.
"Oh—well, you know, Bakugou is having a house party this Friday. I think it'd be super fun to attend!"
I didn't quite know how I felt about Katsuki yet. I mean, he was my bully, but he was also EXTREMELY hot. I mean, he should get sued for how beautiful that jawline of his is. Honestly, I think I had a crush on him. But it seemed like he didn't like me, so. . . .
"I guess I'll go," I told her.
"Sweet! I'll tell the other girls. We're gonna go shopping tomorrow, since you got detention today and stuff."
Still gonna shave All Might's head in the middle of the night because of what he did.
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After some time, the school day came to an end. Not for Denki, Katsuki, Eijiro, and I though. The four of us were gathered in detention, just sitting at our desks.
"Alright, you kids behave. I'm gonna take a nap," said Mr. Aizawa, before passing out in his sleeping bag and falling off his chair.
I plopped my head into my arms. I was crying literal tears from the boredom.
"I'm dying, y'all. This is janked," whispered Denki.
Katsuki spat, "Shut up, off-brand Pikachu!"
"Guys, Mr. Aizawa is asleep—why don't we just sneak out the window?" Eijiro suggested. That actually wasn't a bad idea.
Denki argued, "Bro, that's a long drop. We'd splat like pudding against the pavement."
"I think you're missing something~" I said, interrupting their conversation. "I have meme powers."
They all looked at me and shrugged. So, we tiptoed over to the window, opened it up, and scanned the ground below us. We were pretty high. So, I used my Quirk to construct a horse-sized Twinkie with Doge's face on it. I told them, "Hop on, guys!"
"Wh—"
"JUST DO IT—"
The three of them mounted the Twinkie Doge behind my figure. Denki clung to me, petrified in place due to the fear of falling off. Katsuki groaned, while Eijiro shot his hands up—almost like he was on a rollercoaster or something.
"Is this dangerous?" wondered Katsuki.
I answered, "No."
"Aw."
So, we rocketed off into the horizon, leaving our hawt high school behind. Denki screamed like a goat, while the other two laughed. I only giggled from their reactions.
But it was at that moment, I knew. I messed up.
Halfway through the fly, I lost control of Twinkie Doge. He began steering on his own.
"Wh—TWINKIE DOGE! STAHP!" I commanded.
Denki trembled. "Wh-What do you mean?? Are-Are we gonna die!?"
"Gee, I sure hope so."
"Shut up, Bakugou."
The Twinkie Doge thrusted toward this eerie forest I hadn't ever been to before. Fog covered most of the landscape, which was dramatic and a bit scary.
"Why are we landing in a creepy forest?" asked Eijiro.
I anxiously replied, "I DUNNO. TWINKIE DOGE IS FREESTYLING NOW—"
Twinkie Doge landed on the ground. I couldn't even see the sun anymore, since the fog and trees curtained it. The four of us jumped on the muddy ground, only for Twinkie Doge to disappear.
"Uh, what is this place?" Eijiro wondered, studying his surroundings.
I hugged Katsuki, because somehow my bully provided me emotional comfort. He held me defensively, and growled at the rabid squirrels roaming around.
"Eh, let's just get back home," Denki suggested. But before he could take another step, an ominous voice spoke,
"Hehe, hello there, chirren."
Eijiro and Denki screamed before kidnapping me from Katsuki, and running off with me in their arms. Denki pushed Katsuki off in the creeper's direction—leaving him as bait.
"WHAT THE CHIZ, FIREFLY—REEEEEEEEE!!!!!" Katsuki screamed like a Jojo Siwa on helium. After that, we didn't hear him again.
Was he okay!?!?
"KATSUKI, DON'T DIE!!! I STILL HAVEN'T GOTTEN YOUR NUMBER!!" I shouted back at him, but my voice was being drowned out by the mysterious, maniacal laughing echoing off in the woods. How would I ever find out if Katsuki was a good kisser or not, if something bad happened to him!?
Right now, Eijiro, Denki, and I were hiding behind a large bush. Eijiro kept me close to him, and Denki stress-petted my hair. The area around us was now eerily quiet. I grew more terrified by the second.
"Hehe, I know where you're hiding, girl~" the wimpy-sounding voice chuckled. "I also know you have an extremely powerful Quirk that would provide us much use against those pathetic Heroes~"
Eijiro shielded me with his rocky arm. Denki, on the other hand, was screaming on the inside.
"Come out, come out~"
In that second, All Might popped up from nowhere. "(Y/N)!!! ARE YOU OKAY!?!?" he asked in a fretful shout. I was confused to why he didn't address the others.
"UH, YEAH!?"
"YOUNG KIRISHIMA, YOUNG KAMINARI—GET (Y/N) OUT OF HERE!!!"
"Wow, okay. We're just chopped liver—" Denki tried saying, but was interrupted once Eijiro took my hand and started running. But Denki followed us. I heard fighting sound effects behind us, probably just All Might and the rando having a real-life Battle Royale or something.
Still, why was All Might only concerned about me? He'd been acting weird around me for two whole days—what was his deal?
However, no one cares about him since he's a 600-year-old man. I was mainly scared for Katsuki. I sure hope he was okay. . .wherever he was. . . .
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Humor❝𝐖𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐠𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐭 𝐦𝐞𝐦𝐞𝐬, 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐬 𝐠𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐭 𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐩𝐨𝐧𝐬𝐢𝐛𝐢𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐲.❞ (Y/N) (L/N) was accepted into U.A. High School based off a recommendation. Her Quirk was outstandingly powerful compared to others - maybe even nearing All Might's...
