I went out of town then got the flu so that's why it was delayed lol
Trust me the flu is n o t fun mah dudes
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Woah. That kiss I shared with Hitoshi was. . .
Mind-blowing no pun intended.
He was the best kisser the world ever knew. He didn't deserve a ten—HE DESERVED A THREE-THOUSAND!!!
And to everyone's surprise, a punch was thrown at Hitoshi. It caused him to land back. The offender was. . .
Izuku.
"What?" every single one of us said in unison.
Hitoshi smirked. "Ah, Izuku."
"I'm tired of being a pushover," Izuku grumbled, clenching his fists like Arthur. "I won't allow Quirk jerks like you to take away the things I want in life. First, it was the possibility of becoming a Pro Hero. Second, it was that ice cream Kacchan stole from me in second grade. Now, it's the girl I love. . ."
Did he mean. . .me?
"Boi, what are you rambling about?" Hitoshi wondered.
"I'M TIRED OF IT!!" Izuku spat. "That's why I'm not playing this stupid game anymore." In that tense moment, he held out his hand to me. "(Y/N), join me."
"Join whut?"
"I am no longer Deku. I am Darth Deku."
"Wow, like Dark Link," Tenya referenced.
"Hush. Anyway—(Y/N), forget these weak freaks. Join me in the League of Villains."
We all gasped. Even the guy from the other room gasped.
Izuku flashed a villainous smirk. "We don't need heroes. What we need is power."
Katsuki rushed up in front of my horrified figure and nervously laughed. "Wait, Deku. That's illegal—"
"Shut up, Kacchan. You spent your whole life bullying me—when I did nothing except give you my Pillow Pet when you forgot yours in daycare. REMEMBER?? THEN YOU EXPLODED IT!! YOU EXPLODED GORDAN THE GIRAFFE, KACCHAN."
"It gave me head lice. What else was I supposed to do? Y'KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE WHEN YOU HAVE TO HAVE YOUR HAIR RIPPED OUT BY YOUR ANGRY MOM!?!? WELL, DO YOU, DEKU?"
"IF I COULD, I'D RIP IT OUT RIGHT NOW!!" Izuku lunged for Katsuki, which made Denki and Tenya restrain him.
I cried, "NO FIGHTING!! PLEASE, IZU—DON'T DO THIS!!"
"Don't call me that. Call me 'Darth Deku' instead, peaches."
Peaches? What the hecketh?
"Don't you dare call her that," Shouto spoke in a defensive tone.
Izuku laughed. "Oh? Kacchan can call you all whatever he wants—but when I say something, everyone flips out?"
Denki shrugged. "Dude, it's Kacchan. We don't set standards for him, y'know?"
"EXCUSE ME?"
Before Izuku could utter another insult, All Might crashed through the wall.
"OH, YEAH," he said, mimicking Kool-Aid Man. "NO NEED TO FEAR, BECAUSE I AM HE—" When he took another step, a suppressed wheeze was heard. He glanced down to see that he had accidentally walked on Tomura. "Wait—what's happening? Why is Hand-man here?"
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Humor❝𝐖𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐠𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐭 𝐦𝐞𝐦𝐞𝐬, 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐬 𝐠𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐭 𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐩𝐨𝐧𝐬𝐢𝐛𝐢𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐲.❞ (Y/N) (L/N) was accepted into U.A. High School based off a recommendation. Her Quirk was outstandingly powerful compared to others - maybe even nearing All Might's...
