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40 ☆ The Test

It was the day of the test. I was so terrified, horrified, and unqualified. I was totally gonna flunk it because all the guys I studied with were so drop-dead hot and I studied their beautiful faces rather than the actual content!!!!!!

I changed into my uniform and headed out, totally forgetting to eat breakfast. But I found some Smarties on the sidewalk and ate them. But it wasn't sustaining.

The more I thought about the test and how hard it would be—the more depressed and dissociated I became. So, I flopped on the sidewalk, facedown, and just stayed there. I considered calling my therapist, but I was too crippled to reach for my phone. I just sniffled and became totally stress-paralyzed.

Around that time, the sidewalk started to vibrate. And I heard muffled boss music approaching.

"Why do I hear boss music?" I asked myself.

Katsuki swerved up and screeched to an idle beside me. Eijiro, Denki, and Fumikage were sitting in the back, vibing on top of the bass speakers.

Katsuki, who was eating Hot Cheetos, shouted, "Hop in, loser! We're goin' to ace the final!"

I took one look at his beat-up jalopy spray-painted black with red flames and tires that were taller than me. To make matters worse, he had a hydraulic system that caused the backend to go up and down. His seats were covered with zebra-print fur and I think some hot Cheetos were scattered across the floor and dashboard.

"I'm too depressed," I moaned, reaching my arm out.

"Fine, princess." So, he hopped out and lifted me up off the ground and tossed me in the front seat like a leftover churro.

His steering wheel looked like a circular chain and he had fuzzy dice hanging from his rearview mirror.

"Change the song," Denki whined.

"Change it yourself, peasant," Katsuki scoffed.

So, Denki reached over from the back and accidentally stuck his hand in the hot cheese Katsuki was using to dip his hot Cheetos in.

"GROSS! WHAT THE HECK IS THAT!?!?" Denki screamed, yanking his hand back, causing the cheese sauce to fly all over Katsuki's newly installed neon speaker system.

"I JUST PAYED THAT OFF!!! VIBE CHECK!" he threw a punch at Denki while still driving, causing the car to skeet off the road.

Fumikage yelled, "STOP! IM MEDITATING!"

Eijiro clutched his bag of Taki's and screamed as the vehicle rocketed down a sloped road that came to a four way stop.

"KATSUKI!!! LOOK!!" I squealed, pointing at the four way stop.

Katsuki slammed on the brakes but they went out, so he rolled down the window and blasted the tires out with his Quirk.

"WHY DIDN'T YOU PULL THE EMERGENCY BREAK, GENIUS!?" Eijiro yelled as his Taki's erupted into the sky to never be seen again. "MAH TAKI'S!!!!"

"MAH BLING!!!" Katsuki screeched as his clunky dollar sign chain necklace flew off his head, hit Fumikage in the face, and joined the Taki's.

Finally, Katsuki pulled the emergency break and we came to a screeching halt in front of the school. We flipped over a few times and grazed All Might's brand-new Ferrari that had a custom paint job of his face, causing his nose to look like it had been scraped off.

The car tipped back onto its blown up tires and fizzled, pretty much dead, never to be driven again.

I would never ride with this lunatic again.