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17 ☆ Tomura's Barbie Dream Makeover

Suddenly, I felt this man hand touch my face. And immediately, my main meme man, Boromir, popped out and started whacking the greasy boy with a club, while saying, "ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY TOUCH MY PRECIOUS!!!!" as he started ripping the hand accessories off him.

The hand-man made deranged noises before saying, "TIME TO NOT FEEL SO GOOD." With that being said, he placed his palm on Boromir—but nothing happened. I heard a gasp from my nephew. . .?

So, this stranger pathetically gave up and sat down, crying the word, "Father." He picked up the fallen hand and placed it back on his face—which was in desperate need of lotion.

As he started scratching his neck, I sat down beside him and handed him one of his hands. He took it but threw it on the ground, like he had accepted defeat or something.

So, I looked over at this dude. "Hey, are you okay?" I asked.

"Naw."

"Well uh—what's your name?"

"Tomura Shigaraki."

He was quite antisocial. So, I asked, "Well. . .what did you mean by saying I'm your aunt?"

He casually explained, "You see, two Quirkless wannabes—All Might and my grandmother, Nana Shimura (aka his mentor)—fell in love and got married. But since both of them have fake Quirks, my doomed Quirk was a result of all that bad blood. Yes, I like Taylor Swift too. Anyway—when I accidentally killed my nana, my grandpa, No Might, went into crippling depression and fled to North Korea to hide from me so I wouldn't touch him. And guess what—the piece of trash left me in the street, and got together with some chick in North Korea—YOUR MOM."

At that point, I interrupted and said, "Wow, he left me in the trash too! This has to be legit then."

Tomura turned to me. "Wait, really?"

I placed a hand on his shoulder and related. "Yup."

"Anyway, so—my dad is your half-brother. Which makes me your half-nephew."

I couldn't believe it.

"So, how old are you again?" I asked.

"Twenty. I was five when gramps, aka No Might, left—and six when you were born."

"Yeah, I'm fourteen so this has to be true!" I threw my arms around him and gave him a big aunt and nephew hug. "I can't believe it! So, does this explain why my Quirk is memes?"

"Yeah, you only inherited half of the fake Quirk. So, your body rejected the fake All For One Quirk, causing you to make memes or some chiz. But both my grandparents had the fake junk."

"Don't you mean One For All?"

"No, I mean All For One. Because he adopted me and that's my real dad now."

"Sooooo, I'm related to All For One too?"

"Yeah, he's your step-half-brother."

I couldn't help but grin. I had a new family!!

Boromir, who was still taking all this in, said, "One Quirk to rule them all. One Quirk to find them. One Quirk to bring them all and in the darkness bind them."

"Boromir, go home."

So, he left.

Then I turned to my nephew, Tomura. "Wow, maybe you could enroll in U.A. High School! We could be besties!"

"Okay."

After that, I headed back to Katsuki's house. I brought Tomura with me, so I could introduce him to them.