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As I started to wake up, my blurry surroundings began to sharpen. In front of me, was like, ten hot anime boys.
"(Y/N)!!" Shouto called out to me. I stared up to see him looking down on me, with his multicolored hair falling around his face. He looked so insanely drop-dead gorgeous; I could barely even function right now. Also, his scent was an earthy mixture of rosewood, patchouli, and daddy issues. "(Y/N). . .are you okay~?" he asked me with a lilt.
"Maybe if you got out of her face with all that junk you spray on—she'd be able to breathe," Hitoshi retorted in a monotone.
"Wha-what happened. . .?" I questioned them, scanning my surroundings. What I saw terrified me.
Splashes of neon yellow filled the walls, and dyed into the furniture. This was because of the SpongeBob stampede—they absorbed into the nearest inanimate thing they could find.
"OH—OH MY GOSH!!" I cried. "I'm so sorry!! I didn't mean to—"
"Hee-hee," Shouto giggled like Michael Jackson. "It's quite alright, (Y/N). Besides, Bakugou is the one who has to clean it all up before his parents return."
"I HATE YOU ALL!!!" screeched Katsuki. He was currently scrubbing down the walls with bleach. "Except you, (Y/N). You're an angel."
". . .Alright."
"Anyway, what happened with you?" asked Denki. "Your power like, spiraled out of control."
I looked down at my hands like I was Queen Elsa or something. "I. . .I don't know. . .but it's like, I'm a monster or something—"
"HEY—look, you're not a monster. Don't call yourself that. If there's one thing I know, don't assume what you are because of your Quirk," said Hitoshi. "I, out of all people, know exactly how that feels. . ."
Woah, he's mysterious. I should have kissed him instead of Katsuki.
"I'm not taking advice from the boy who hasn't slept in five years," Katsuki scoffed.
"I know what will make everyone feel better," Denki smiled. "GUMMY BEAR MYSTERY SODA!"
What in the world was that?
Denki brought something out of the kitchen, which looked like a large gallon of. . .rainbow liquid?
"This was like, extremely hard to find. Like harder than playing NES Super Mario Bros. with three lives, and not having a save button."
Tenya said, "Well, Legend of Zelda: Spirit Tracks had some really hard puzzles."
"Wait. . .you mean the blonde elf boy, Zelda, with pierced ears?"
"OMG, YOU MEAN THE SHIRTLESS GUY IN AIR OF THE WILD???" Mina beamed.
Tenya's tic triggered, as he began violently chopping the air. "THIS IS DIRESPECTLFUL TO PRINCESS ZELDA. SHE BOUND HER SOUL TO DEFEAT GANONDORF FOR ONE-HUNDRED YEARS, AND THIS IS HOW YOU TREAT HER???"
Mina commented, "I thought the elf boy was the one sleeping for a hundred years. That game was hard. I woke up, picked up a stick, got wacked by a walking pig, and then got sniped by a trash can. Then I couldn't figure out how to escape the area so I free-fell off the cliff trying to get to the castle, and splatted on the ground and it said game over. So, I cried."
"You're supposed to talk to the old man so he gives you the paraglider!!!" Tenya roared while chopping the air a bit more.
Mina was confused. "Wait, what old man?"
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Comédie❝𝐖𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐠𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐭 𝐦𝐞𝐦𝐞𝐬, 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐬 𝐠𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐭 𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐩𝐨𝐧𝐬𝐢𝐛𝐢𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐲.❞ (Y/N) (L/N) was accepted into U.A. High School based off a recommendation. Her Quirk was outstandingly powerful compared to others - maybe even nearing All Might's...
