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43 ☆ The Furries Strike Back

When I woke up, I saw Tenya and Eijiro guarding the door on the outside, holding pool noodles as if they were Royal Guards. Katsuki, Shouto, and Denki were hiding in the trees, holding potato guns. Hanta, Yuga, Deku, and Mineta were crouched in a ditch with Nerf blasters pointing out.

I yawned, rubbed my eyes, then opened the door. "Guys?"

"Yes, (Y/N)?" they all responded in perfect unison.

"Aren't you takin' this a bit far?" I asked.

"Not far enough!" Katsuki yelled.

At that moment, I heard deranged furry wheezing.

"What did you do?" I interrogated.

"We did nothing."

Mandalay, Pixie-Bob, Ragdoll, and Tiger flailed out of their cabin, covered in shaving cream, syrup, cheese whiz, and peanut butter all over their clothes, face, and hair fur. It was like Candy Land and a parrot exploded.

"What's goin' on?" Aizawa yelled, rolling up in his sleeping bag.

"SOMEONE SABOTAGED US IN OUR SLEEP," cried Ragdoll.

"Whomst?"

"YOU'RE THEIR TEACHER, FIGURE IT OUT!"

"Oh." He then turned to me. "Hello, Daughter."

"Hi," I beamed.

"Do you know anything about this?"

I grinned, "I was asleep at the time."

"Why are you in the boys' cabin?" he asked.

"We were protecting her from the banshees," Yuga explained.

"I'll let the furries deal with this." Mr. Aizawa then rolled off, only to fall down a muddy hill into who-knows-where. What a great dad.

So, that was pretty much the end of the Lady GooGoo legend.

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After breakfast, we were told we should "enhance" our Quirks by pushing our bodies to the limit. The Pussycats thought up things that were. . .downright torturous. How did the National Board of Education allow this!?

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" Katsuki B-flated again as he plunged his arms into a bucket of boiling water. "MMMMM GONNA SWING FROM THE CHANDELIER! CH—"

"SHUT UP!" Shouto, who was suffering by sitting in a tub of boiling water, yelled.

I looked over and saw Denki electrocuting himself on a mountain, going dumb, then plummeting to the earth. Everyone else was doing bizarre things that looked pretty dangerous. How was this helpful!?

Ragdoll approached me with a sneer and said, "Whatcha doin' standin' around for?"

"I dunno what to do," I replied, poking the ground with a stick.

"You must pop out as many memes as you can like Momo—but 10x faster."

"But I don't wanna," I whimpered.

"Then why are you even here?" she jeered, scoffing like some cliche mean girl.

"No one really knows," I looked off into the winds.

She just turned up her nose and stormed off, hmphing. I guess these feline wannabes were determined to make my life miserable because I defied their stupid legend. But maybe they'd just let bygones be bygones and let it go.

. . .

So, they decided to start a rumor that I was in love with Mineta.

Tiger and Mandalay stopped behind Denki, who was recovering from his dumb state, and began to speak in a loud, robotic tone within earshot of him, "DID YOU HEAR, TIGER?"