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23 ☆ I KEEP MY IDEALS

"I didn't mean anything personal by leaving you, Daughter," All Might told me. "Are you sure you don't want me to adopt you back though?"

"I KEEP MY IDEALS—" I nearly began to sing, but stopped myself because that was breaking the fourth wall.

Mr. Aizawa placed a hand on my head. A head pat. "Sorry, Symbol of Scum. But you're not getting her back. You made the decision to leave her."

"Man, you abandon your daughter once and everyone hates you."

"You don't say."

I facepalmed. I was surrounded by people who shared braincells with rocks (no offence, Eijiro). However, that's when it occurred to me.

I never had the chance to sing.

"Alright, guys. It's my turn to do some karaoke," I randomly said, walking up stage.

"Why do I hear boss music?" asked Denki.

"Someone throw me a mic!" I called.

Katsuki lifted up Present Mic and lunged him in my direction, but I dodged. "NOT THAT MIC!!!"

So, I caught an actual microphone this time. I summoned a few Mario Toads by my side, stood tall, faced the audience and heard a familiar tune start while Present Mic said,

"In five, four, three, two. . ."

I belted out, 'I KNOW, YOU SEE, SOMEHOW THE WORLD WILL CHANGE FOR ME AND BE SO WONDERFUL~'

All the hot anime boys we know and love joined me. They became my backup dancers and started doing the Macarena. I fell back like a graceful swan and landed in their arms whilst singing.

'LIVE LIFE, BREATHE AIR, I KNOW SOMESHOW WE'RE GONNA GET THERE AND FEEL SO WONDERFUL~'

They pushed me back up and I jumped into the arms of Denki as we both screamed together, 'IT'S ALL FOR REAAAALLLLL—'

'I'M TELLING YOU JUST HOW I FEEL!!!' All Might interrupted without warning. Cringe.

So, Denki spun me around and we both got really dizzy—which made me fall out of his arms and on the floor. But even still, I sang.

'SO, WAKE UP THE MEMBERS OF MY NATION – IT'S YOUR TIME TO BE!'

Then something horrible happened (of course). I accidentally spawned a thousand SpongeBob's which all piled on stage and flooded the building like a Mentos being thrown in a Coca-Cola. I heard the screams of all my friends and my nephew and my two dads. My power had gotten out of control again!

"OH NO, IS EVERYONE OKAY—MMPFH!" My words were muffled by the rising SpongeBob's, and I could hardly even scream at this point. My vision was covered by whatever the heck memes were made of.

"TRY TO CONTROL YOUR QUIRK!! GET RID OF—GAH!" Hitoshi's voice was drowned out as we all rose to the ceiling. Now, I was becoming even more scared! I COULDN'T CONTROL IT!!!

"I CAN'T! THEY'RE TAKING OVER ME!" I cried, desperately trying to claw my way out of the ocean of memes. It wasn't just SpongeBob now—it was all. From Tide Pods to Mike Wazowski.

That's when I blacked out. My body was tired from spawning so much insanity.

🥪🥪🥪

I woke up—but something was different.

My surroundings. It was dark, abandoned, and scary. I looked around to see that I was in some kind of dimly-lit pub area (considering there were a bunch of fancy bottles stacked behind a counter).