Quick rant for y'all's today.
About the new movie that came out this year. Maleficent.
Don't get me wrong, it's an INCREDIBLE movie and I love it to death. Except for the last 30 seconds or so.
The prince shows back up.
WHAT'S WITH THE FLIPPING UNNECESSARY PRINCE??? YOU DON'T EVEN NEED THE FLIPPING PRINCE!!! CAN YOU NOT SEE DIAVAL??? HE'S STANDING RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOUR SHIRE FLIPPING FACE!!!
Urgh.
And no, I don't ship Diaval and Maleficent. I don't think it would work. He was practically her slave, and I think she's too independent anyway.
BUT DIAVAL TOOK CARE OF AURORA WHEN SHE WAS A BABY BECAUSE THE THREE FAIRIES WERE CLUELESS!!! AND I DON'T THINK HE'S AGED ANY!!! AND HE'S SO SWEET!!! THE PRINCE COULDN'T EVEN WAKE HER UP WITH TRUE LOVE'S KISS!!! BECAUSE HE'S NOT HER FLIPPING TRUE LOVE!!! ALL HE DOES IS STAND AROUND LOOKING PRINCELY!!! FLIPPING KISS DIAVAL ALREADY!!! I'M PRETTY SURE HE'S TOTALLY IN LOVE WITH YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!
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