Birthday

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So, I thought we'd do something different.


Since we're at 4.7k views, I'm practically famous so I'm going to have an A-list birthday.


So first, we're going to get the birthday girl ready in her cringiest attire 


She looks like an avocado, but a celebrity avocado

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She looks like an avocado, but a celebrity avocado. 

Gotta get that gold glitter shadow from the early noughties

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Gotta get that gold glitter shadow from the early noughties. Especially with that chunky, choppy eyeliner.


Now then, who are our guests? We need all the finest celebrities that Britain has to offer. 


First of all, Josh Tate (AKA Little T) from Blackpool


(Took me ages to find this song)

Oh, yeah mate, your bars are well good, definitely an A-lister. 

Can we tell that I've been watching WillNE and Memeulous for content ideas? 

They aren't coming, they're not famous (you mean cringey?) enough. 


Then we've got another kid from Blackpool who thinks they can spit some sick bars. We have Millie B.

Yeah mate, definitely sick. Well good. You definitely belong at at this A-list only party, mate. 

Should get Soph Aspin, Little T and Millie B all there at the same time, imagine the beef. Some quality entertainment.

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