Me ranting about anime, fujoshis, yaoi and everything in between
Disclaimer - I don't actually hate any group like this. You like what you like.
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Alright, let's make like *Your mother tongue* teachers and deconstruct this paragraph.
"I invited my special somepony Fluttershy over!"
1) The lack of commas around "Fluttershy" indicates that this boy doesn't fully comprehend the English language. Or grammar, for that matter.
Here, let's correct it:
"I invited my special somepony, Fluttershy, over!"
2) You cannot invite a fictional character over, you absolute idiot.
"We both sneaked into my mom's room and I took a picture of myself kissing her!"
1) Why are you in your mother's bedroom, kissing fictional pony girls? What in that sentence is normal?
2) What is with the excessive use of the exclamation point? There is no reason for you to use it after every sentence.
"Fluttershy is my girlfriend."
1) She is not real, and therefore cannot consent to you dating her.
2) The creators would not be to thrilled about you "dating" one of their characters.
3) She is a horse, you are a human. Even if she was real, it would be bestiality and also, an animal cannot consent to having a human partner.
"When I started kissing her she blushed."
1) Again, a comma would be nice.
"When I started kissing her, she blushed."
2) Again, not real. Also again, is an animal and could not ever give consent.
"And then she wanted to cuddle with me!"
1) How does a horse 'cuddle'? It can't actually do that? A real horse could nuzzle, but I don't quite think that counts.
2) It would make more sense for you to add this onto the last sentence rather than placing a period, as it isn't always the best idea to begin a sentence with "And".
3) Again, exclamation point. Who are you, Dax (If you get my reference, I will love you forever)?
" A 14 year old boy (Which is me) has fallen in love with a pony name Fluttershy. "
1) I'm going to correct this first.
"A 14 year old boy - me- has fallen in love with a pony named Fluttershy."
(Alright, so my correction doesn't have to be on the brackets like that, but which should at least be a who)
2) At least he didn't say she had fallen in love with him, but still. This is the kind of behaviour that is going to land you living in your mother's house at the age of 40. You've fallen in love with a fictional horse? More like you've lost your grip on reality.
