Everything Is Gross

So... Sexual content?

That title just triggered all of Wattpad's shitty algorithms.

But yes. Smut in books.

I was reading a book and stumbled across a sex scene (I hadn't realised there was a warning because there was nothing in the description and I hardly ever read author's notes)

And this guy was taking this girl's virginity. She'd known him about 3 days?

And I laughed at how unrealistic it was. 

It was so elegant and lasted so long. The woman was writhing in orgasmic bliss.

What the fuck is that. I can tell you now, that is not realistic for a first time story.

It would be pretty short and awkward. And he's more likely to orgasm before you unless he's very experienced (with the ladies or with his hand, whichever).

This is short and not so rant-like.

But yeah. 

Ya'll can't write sex scenes.