Everything Is Gross

Bronies

Another thing I absolutely despise. Same thing goes for "pegasisters".

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There are no words to describe this.

This is just plain wrong. No.

You are not a stallion thing. Calm down.

We've already seen these images, but I kinda want to go into a little bit of depth about them.

1) Having a horse for a wife/girlfriend is bestiality. It was funny when Gravity Falls allowed somebody to marry a woodpecker. But it isn't funny when it becomes a real-life problem. The Bronies and Pegasisters came along before the show, so I'd like to think that Alex Hirsch is Low-key making fun of them. But Bestiality is in fact a crime because the animal cannot give consent to anything that you are doing to it. And other reasons, but I'm too lazy to continue this point. That, and your attention span may not be long enough to finish this paragra- Oranges. Potato peelings. Oolong tea. Cancer. (Not making fun of cancer, before anyone offended by my comments on problematic people decide to jump down my throat. I meant the star sign, as my mum is a cancer)

2) Having two wives/girlfriends is considered wrong in most cultures and societies. It's quite obvious that the majority of people believe that it is indeed wrong.

3) People are going to mess with you more, you oaf. Why would somebody try to block bullies with content that will get them more bullied? It doesn't make sense.

(Again, repeat image. In fact, these last few are all repeat images.)

I'm just going to comment on everything these people are doing wrong, don't mind me.

1) You don't have to live with this. That's the biggest load of bull I have ever heard. Literally all you did was Photoshop a cartoon into an empty space in your room. Though, I understand why he doesn't have a real girlfriend. No offence to anyone else out there with this problem, but he has a really weak chin.

2) I think I may have seen my sister watching this scene, plus, I have heard her talk enough about it to know full well that the show isn't that -hecc-ualised. Of course, there is a little bit of innuendo in everything, but a fictional children's character would not ever go around seducing weak-chinned men.

3) The sizing isn't even accurate. Apparently, the horse is so small that it could fit under his bed. I think not. Now, I know it's only a pony, but I've done enough horse-riding (Not the kind some pegasisters would like to do, the actual sport) and been around enough horses to know that one would never fit under your bed. Unless you have a high sleeper, but that's beside the point.

1) You chose that photograph of the horse. Yet you still make it look like it isn't consensual? We know that of course, it wouldn't be in a real life situation, but the face says it all.

2) With a name like "-Manly-Gaston", you at least need the face and body to go with it. Clearly, ya don't. And you've got that whole weeb cosplayer hair thing going on there.

3) A HORSE WIFE. AGAIN.

Classing this one as a Brony/Pegasister thing, idc.

I told you. I ride horses the innocent way. These mother-lovers- obviously don't want any of us to have nice things, like innocent sports, or quality tv for the younger children to enjoy. But no. These sickos have to make everything about -hecc-. Do you know why? Because they're deprived. They're deprived because they have these weird obsessions. It's a vicious cycle.