The Casting Thingy: Fever Dream Casting.

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Fever Dream Casting
October 22, 2013 Los Angeles, CA

Sometimes when you scroll past the role that is sent to you on the Casting Thingy, it makes you wonder what sort of carnival world the writer has been living in.

The one I got was looking for strippers. Scrolling down they are also looking for Prisoners who look like they are Aztec, Bikini Girls, Albinos, Obese males, Scrawny Guys, and men missing teeth and limbs.

Of course no fever dream script is complete without a Crack Prostitute willing to simulate giving a "BJ" (because you know...spelling out "Blow Jobs" is super offensive?).

I imagine the writer waking up in a cold sweat and putting this up on The Casting Thingy before he even sat down and got into Final Draft.

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