The Perfect Actress from A Club's Bathroom.
July 24, 2013 Los Angeles, CA
From the Casting Thingy: Has lived in the fast lane and shows it but covers it with makeup and sexy outfits. Age range: 20-35.
According to the breakdown: Hot, 20's, looks 35. Kat is a LA club vet. Bitchy sense of humor.
...So basically they are looking for a burnout twenty year old actress who still looks hot from the neck down, but has been partying since she could gather up the concept of partying too hard... and is about three miles of bad road from the neck up with a shit ton of makeup. A twenty year old actress who will actually *admit* she looks like this.
Or, a thirty five year old actress in a shit ton of makeup pretending to be a burnout twenty year old.
Got it.
I'm sure there are a ton of Kat's out there currently in a bathroom of an L.A. Club, in a dress that strategically shows the half of the snake tat wrapping around a tit, doing blow with their head shots in a bag.
Just go to the source, guys. Your short film that pays "New Media Rate" will be great for their already sagging self-esteem while they bitchily say Yes to your request, because the money you are offering is just enough to buy some weed to take the edge off the blow.
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