Aoba Seragaki x Male reader one shots [Completed]

500+ reads?! Seriously?! (Mini skit)

Me: (Breaks down Aoba's bedroom door) Aoba...! Am...I interrupting something?
(Aoba and Koujaku are making out in Aoba's bed)
Aoba: Ah, Lillypad! What the f**k are you doing?!
(In a daze since I ship Aoba and Koujaku)
Aoba: Hey!
Me: Oh, the book got over 500 reads! And in less than two months since publication!
Aoba: Did you have to barge in here though?
Me: Sorry, I got excited.
Koujaku: A lot of people seem to like Lillypad's book, Aoba!
Aoba: Yeah, I guess.
Koujaku: I'm sure a lot of cute girls really like you!
Aoba: Says the hippo. Wait, it's a book of x Male reader one shots!
Me: Well, I did tell girls that they can read anyways!
Koujaku: Hey Lillypad, have you considered a book of one shots with me?
Me: Ehhhh, you see...I'm not really good when it comes to you actually. I'm sorry.
Koujaku: You're lucky Aoba.
Me: But you're in some of my stories, just not as the love interest of the reader!
Koujaku: (Feels rejected) You're right.
Me: That's all I wanted to say! Proceed! (Sets mini camera in the room facing Aoba and Koujaku)
(I walk out the door)
Koujaku: Wanna keep going? It was getting good.
Aoba: After that barge in though, it's a little awkward now.
Koujaku: I'll help with that <3
Aoba: ?!
(I'm listening outside their bedroom, trying to contain myself)
Aoba: You can go now Lillypad!
Me: I am!
(Pretends to walk away, while actually staying where I was)