Chapter 6: "From The Streets She Emerged"

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                  *Knock Knock Knock*

Lady's voice: Marcos Deliveryyyyy!

Kevin: I'm coming lady Damn!.. (Kevin shouted )
took you long enough...( Kevin whispered underneath his breath)

*Kevin unlocks the door and opens up*

Delivery Lady: Am I at the right door ?

Kevin: You certainly are...

Delivery Lady: Delivery for K.P. (she said unsure)

Kevin: Yep that's me!

          Kevin was really fascinated by this lady's looks. In Kevin's head, she seemed quite easy to get to, but she tried her very best to keep it professional. Nonetheless, Kevin was all in to finesse the hell out of shordie. She was a bit  short, had a light skinned tone, slim in the waste, cute in the face, and her lips were really swollen and pink. Kevin pretty much loved to call girls that own this special feature, "Blessed Lips". Why? Is because although they may cause stress, at the same time, they also have the power to drive that stress away. Her eyes were really trapsy, in which she seemed like the type to simply just by walking across the street,  if a 60 year old man were to drive past her, he'd end up in a car accident, just for glimpsing whiles making direct contact.

                 ~Commentary Pieces~

The delivery lady handed off the boxes of pizza to Kevin....

Delivery Lady: That would be $28.60...

Kevin: Here you go $30, you could keep the change..

Delivery Lady: May I assist you with anything else sir?

Kevin: Actually yes..I have this phone I just bought, which would look real nice with your number in it..

Delivery Lady: Uhh, I have a boyfriend...

Kevin: And I have a suggestion...

Delivery Lady: What's your suggestion sir?

Kevin: Please, call me Kevin..you out here making me feel old..

Delivery Lady: Haha..Alright Kevin..

Kevin: And you are ?

Delivery Lady: Shontell..

Kevin: That's a beautiful name you know that?

Shontell: Well thank u.. I get that a lot..

Kevin: Danm you gon' do me like that?

Shontell: Wha? Hahaha..I was being honest, Appreciate the compliment tho...

Kevin: Do you mind coming in, to show me that technique you guys use, to yunno..dice up y'all pizza, I just wanna chop it up real quick..

Shontell: Uhh, I don't think that's a good idea..my boss...

Kevin: You'd be fine, just tell him you had a hard time finding the address or sum sh*t.. It would just be a few minutes.. Besides, we kinda ordered our pizza a pretty long time ago..it's the least you could do.. Plus I'm giving you $100 tip for your effort in showing me..

Shontell: I mean..I don't know what to say...

Kevin: Miss mam..my mom raised me better than that, and it seems kinda rude to have my guests hanging out in front of the door like that..since you're already here, Why not come inside where it's a bit more comfy?..

Shontell: I mean..I guess..

                  "Cutting Up In The Kitchen"

She proceeds to walk in, as Kevin handed out the boxes of pizza to the crew. Kevin pulled of the most savagest stunt ever. He told Shontell that this was his home, and these are his friends that he invited over. Damion who allowed him to have his moment, just went with the flow, and was actually interested to see his next move. Kevin lead her to the kitchen counter, where he wanted Shontell to teach him the dicing technique. "Yo Dae Dae, you're always moving these damn knives in my damn house bruh, where you put em at?" Kevin asked Damion. Damion who was fighting back his patience responded " I placed them in the second draw on your left."
                  Now the dicing technique is simply cutting down on food items at rapid speed. Shontell then asked Kevin if he had any hotdogs to use as a demonstration. Kevin gave her everything she needed to carry out her lesson. With a slight arm raise, and wrist going aggressively but carefully, in an up and down motion, Kevin gulped a whole swallow of his spit whiles the hotdog was being chopped. Impressive, yet scary.. It was at this moment Kevin knew, that he never wanted to get on her bad side.
               "And Ha-ha -how long did it take you to learn that?", Kevin asked in curiosity. "A couple months.", She responded. "Oh Kay..well here's  $50 and....damn!", Kevin said. " What's the problem?" Shontell asked. Kevin deciding to dramatically put on a show in his clever ways. "Uhh, I think I left the other $50 bill in my other pants pocket upstairs, why not go up with me to get it...", Kevin being couple steps away from earning the "W". " But, you can start walking and I'll follow you on the way up." Kevin concluded. Kevin waited until she was almost out of sight, then made a 100 meter dash straight to the crew.

            "Taking A Trip, To The Streets"

"Dae Dae, could I borrow your room real quick, just for the night.", as he pleaded to Damion for that opportunity to devour. "What?  No! I'm not letting you fuck on my brand new sheets, that was a gift from grandma.", Damion responded at the disrespect. "C'mon man, remember when I hooked you up with Mya at her place, and I was the look out?", Kevin digging into Damions memory. "Oh Yea..I clearly remember, her big ass BOYFRIEND was chasing us right across the STREET, and I was in my draws, after you didn't even bring to my attention, of  her even being in a RELATIONSHIP, better yet..her Boyfriend being a GANG BANGER!", Damion clearing up a past situation.
"I'll admit that was kinda my fault, I thought they had broken up, and besides..don't act like you didn't had a good time.", Kevin trying to make the situation better. "Okay fine, use the room..but my bed is off limits", Damion gave a direct demand. "Aight cool, just don't break ya bed, Gotchu!", the last words Kevin said as he scurried upstairs. "Hey, Do you guys think I have a chance in getting away with murder?", Damion asked the crew as he gazed off at what literally just happened. "There's a possibility, then again you'll get caught eventually, then trapped behind bars..then behind a few guys, that might probably wanna push they Di- -..." , Luc said as Damion stopped him before he could finish off his sentence. " On second thought, let's just play the game..". The crew jammed NBA 2k for about 25 minutes straight whiles constantly being distracted by the disturbance being held upstairs. They raised the tv's volume aloud, to somehow mute what was going on, but that did not stop the clapping that was consistently echoing downstairs. You would've thought that it was a church service taking place.
                  Moments came by, as the delivery lady walked downstairs with her hair in a mess, fixing her clothing as the front door slammed shut on her way out. Kevin then came down, with the biggest smile on his face, reaching out to give Damion a hand shake. "Dae Dae muh man!..", Kevin said in a tone of relief. "If you dare touch me with that hand..",Damion said disgusted. The crew allowed Kevin to have his moment, until their was someone knocking at  the front door. Damion proceeds to walk up to the door whiles peeping through the hole, to see who it was. "Oh shit, it's my mom..y'all gotta get the hell on outta here..Quick Quick Quick, back door!",Damion rushed the crew in urge to leave. "Wait, it's only 10:18 pm, thought you said she was coming after 11?", Luc concerningly asked. "Do I look like I pay the bills around here?", Damion responding with a rhetorical question. Luc then gave the response Damion wanted to hear, just to prove a point. They tried tidying up the place a bit, so that Mrs. Watkins wouldn't suspect anything. "Aight now scram..Out Out!", Damion demanded. "..But my shoe..." ,Kevin said as he hopped on one leg, whiles being dragged out. Damion tossed the shoe out of the back door, as if he was a professional baseball pitcher.

    *Damion opens up the front door*

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