The Amazing Adventures of Catzawa

Meow

AIZAWA'S POV

All I wanted to do was get groceries for the class. But some damn villain just had to cause trouble.

One minute I'm fighting the guy, then the next I'm a cat!? What the hell is his quirk anyway?

The villain ran off immediately after he turned me into this tiny fluff ball.

Asshole.

I look at the grocery bags, knowing that I won't be able to bring them back to the dorms with me. I sigh, well if a cat can sigh, and begin the long walk back to dorms.

Thankfully, I make it back just before dark. I silently slip into someone's room and instantly notice a ton of All Might posters staring at me.

Midoriya's room.

I roll my eyes and jump onto the foot of the bed. I quickly spin in a circle a couple times and lay down. Surprisingly, I fell asleep almost instantly and didn't get any nightmares like I usually do.

I woke up to the feel of a hand stroking my back. I yawn and look up to see Midoriya.

"Hey little guy! Finally awake, huh?-" He giggled "-How'd you get in here?" He cocked his head to the side.

When I don't answer him, I am a cat after all, he scoops me up into his arms. He's... Surprisingly warm. Without realizing what I'm doing, I lean into his chest

"Maybe Kacchan will know." He mumbles under his breath.

Umm not a good idea kid, Bakugou hates you.

I feel him walking out of his room and to, what I can only assume to be, Bakugou's.

Knock knock knock.

"Who the hell is it!!"

Definitely Bakugou's.

"It's me, Kacchan!"

"Go the fuck away, Deku!"

"But it's important, Kacchan, please!"

I hear a sigh, then see the door open. Bakugou's eyes immediately widen when he sees me.

"What's up with the cat?" He asks.

"That's what I wanted to ask you. I woke up this morning, and he was just laying on the foot of my bed."

Bakugou thought for a minute, then motioned for Midoriya to come in.

I jump out of Midoriya's arms and land on Bakugou's bed. My ears twitch, so I turn to see Bakugou and Midoriya whispering about something. Probably about what to do with me.

"WE CAN'T JUST FUCKING KEEP HIM!!" Bakugou yelled suddenly, causing me to hiss and activate my quirk. I can feel parts of my fur float into the air.

They both stand there with there mouths wide open in shock.

"K-kacchan, you don't think that's..."

"Mr. Aizawa."

I meow and nod.

"Mr. Aizawa, what happened?" Midoriya asks.

I meow again. But of course they can't understand me.

Midoriya starts to mumble under his breath.

"Quit it, you damn nerd." Bakugou punches his shoulder.

"Oh! Sorry. I think I know how we can find out what happened."

"Ok, how?"

Midoriya smiles. "Kouda!"

"Tch, remind me who that is again." Bakugou says with a bored expression.

"Kouda can speak to animals, remember?" Midoriya says, picking me up once again. "We're gonna go have him translate what Mr. Aizawa is saying."

Bakugou muttered a 'whatever' and he and Midoriya made their way to Kouda's room.

As we, well technically they, are walked Midoriya begins to pet me. I absentmindedly start purring.

"Do you not find it weird that you're petting our teacher?" Bakugou says.

"Well-" Midoriya says "-he's a cat right now, and he seems to like it."

Before Bakugou could respond, Midoriya stopped in front of Kouda's door.

Knock knock knock

Kouda opened the door quickly. "Hi Midoriya, hi Bakugou. What brings you two here?" He asks, timidly.

I meow, bringing Kouda's attention to me.

"Oh my gosh! You have a cat!?" He says.

I leap from Midoriya's arms into Kouda's.

"Hey there, kitty! What's your name?" He says with a smile on his face.

"Meow."

"It's me, your teacher. Shouta Aizawa"

Kouda's eyes go wide. "Mr. Aizawa!? Why are you a cat!!?"

"Meow."

"Some villain turned me into this."

"Oi, animal boy what's he saying?!" Bakugou asks.

"He said that a villain turned him into a cat." Kouda  says.

"Tch, of course it was a villain. We should probably take him to Principle Nezu."

"Good idea, Kacchan!"

"OF COURSE IT'S A GOOD IDEA, YOU DAMN NERD!!" Bakugou yells

I hiss loudly and meow.

"What'd he say, Kouda?" Midoriya asks.

"Umm, he told Bakugou to be quite and... Said some rude words..." He says.

Bakugou rolled his eyes. "Tch, let's just go already."

We all begin walking, with Kouda holding me, out of the dorms and to Nezu's office.

As we were almost there, Hizashi Yamada (aka Present Mic) stopped us.

"Hey there listeners, you're not supposed to have animals on campus." He said.

"Please Mr. Yamada! It's really important!" Midoriya begged.

"Nuh uh, you know the rules."

'God dammit Zashi'

I decide to save us time and activate my quirk. My eyes go red and some of my fur starts to float.

"HOLY WOAH! WHAT'S UP WITH THAT CAT!!?"

"Meow."

"God dammit, it's me Hazashi! It's Shouta Aizawa!"

"Umm, Mr. Yamada? This cat is Mr. Aizawa." Kouda says.

I blink, stopping my quirk.

"SHO!!? IS THAT REALLY YOU!?"

I hiss loudly at him.

"He said to be quiet and to not call him that." Kouda said.

"Oh, right." He said. "Well, we should get him to Nezu."

"That's where we were fucking headed." Bakugou mutters under his breath.

What started out as just me and Midoriya had expanded to include Bakugou, Kouda, and Hizashi.

We all finally made it to Nezu's office. I was silently grateful that we never ran into Nemuri with me like this. She would never let me live it down.

Hizashi was the one who knocked on the door

"Come in."

A/N: Another book!?? Yea, deal with it. Like the description says, I'm not too pressed about consistency with anything in this. It's more of a crackfic than anything