bigdog: wake up whores! today's the day
twotones: what is it?
uudd: its too early for this shit
bigdog: suck it up
bigdog: today is kelly's birthday
queen: who the FUCK is kelly!?
legitboss: OOP
ahugger: you fucked up, ro-ro
bigboy: for the last time, bay, ro-ro isnt a thing
bigdog: yall, kelly as in kelly KELLY
bigdog: remember?
twotones: oh yeah, we've been prepping for this all year
ahugger: oh yeah, finn told me
uudd: IT WAS A SECRET FINN
twotones: WE SAID NOT TO TELL THE GIRLS
bigdog: THAT MEANS NOT TO TELL YOUR LITTLE GIRLFRIEND
demonking: shes not my girlfriend...
queen: so, can we know?
fabulous: im adding nikki
queen: please
ahugger: we beg you
legitboss: dont
fabulous: but nikki is funny
legitboss: no, shes just stupid-
queen: exactly
ahugger: anyways!
ahugger: can i tell the girls?
bigdog: NO, ITS A SURPRISE FOR EVERYONE
lunatic: wayment
lunatic: renee and randy are mia
bigdog: its happening!
theviper: what-
legitboss: renee and randy sitting in a tree
sassyblonde: are you on drugs?
theviper: ^
demonking: we ship
theviper: renee and i hate each other
theviper: got it?
ahugger: KELLY IS HERE, GO GO
demonking: we did already, she slapped seth, kneed roman in the balls and i ran
queen: what did you guys do?
bigdog: we sang her theme song to her, trying to do her entrance. i guess she was offended
twotones: my cheek hurts
twotones: i need to find becky to kiss it better
legitboss: hurry before someone melts her with water
ahugger: someone's mad bahaha
uudd:
theviper: yeah, we dont give a fuck about your little crush, miss banks
sassyblonde: oop randys on his period
fabulous: what even is this chat? yall are fuckind weird
twotones: i found becky, ahem
queen: did i fucking ask?
bigdog: seth, buddy, we've been through this
lunatic: yeah, we dont like becky
theviper: nothing personal
demonking: shes just, not it
queen: i mean, we used to be besties, but like shes 👎🏻
legitboss: ^
twotones: why dont you just shut up-
twotones: haters-
bigdog: you're gonna call your friends haters over a chick that isnt even your girlfriend?
legitboss: baha she better be worth it
twotones: thats not what i meant
lunatic: but it is what you said
uudd: thats fucked up man
queen: ^
