"all i am saying is next time, put pillows behind the headboard. i am now traumatized." roman explained to randy who had a smug look on his face as renee and carmella walked down the stairs. "oh shit randy, forget what i said, nice work."
randy and roman share a laugh before continuing to drink their coffee. "so glad i wasn't drunk last night because i feel fantastic, weed has no hangover. i am going for a run, want to come nae-nae?"
"maybe tomorrow." she says as she glares at randy. "have fun tho, baby." she smiled as carmella grabbed a bottle of water and headed out. renee went to sit in the chair beside roman before she was body checked by an irrational kevin.
"i am so sorry, renee." he said with a gasp. she shrugs it off and sits on randy's lap due to the lack of seats. "but, guys, something crazy happened yesterday."
"what?"
"carmella was all over me."
"what? no she wasn't. she called you kung fu panda for crying out loud." xavier explained causing everyone, but kevin to laugh. "listen, if she was flirting with you, you'd know for sure."
"when i took her back to her room..." he trailed off and looked around before leaning into the table. "she asked me to sleep with her."
"which kind of sleep with her?" roman asked with a raised eyebrow.
"she asked to fuck, you moron." renee says as everyone looks at her. "what? everyone knows, if a girl who hasn't shown any intrest in you before asks you to sleep with her, she means sex. no one wants to cuddle with a rando."
"you cuddled with me." randy smirks.
"oh please, i was so trying to get in your pants." she smiled as she looked up at him. "and it worked."
"i feel objectified."
"you're a stud, baby, get used to it." she smiled as she kissed his cheek and turned back to kevin. "so, what did you say?"
"well, at first i thought she meant a cuddle buddy so i said sure, but then she took off her bikini bottoms so i stopped her. then i immediately left."
"you ran like a little bitch."
"damn randy, why's she so mean?"
"i don't know, but i am so loving it."
"that is probably why mella wanted me to go running, everyone knows i don't work out."
"you don't?" roman asks in shock. renee shook her head. "well, how do you keep such a nice body?"
"having sex regularly usually does the job." she smiles brightly which made everyone, but randy laugh.
"babe, sh-"
"look, it's my favourite married couple!" renee says jumping down from her boyfriend's lap. she linked arms with sasha and headed out to the patio.
"well, that was something."
×××××
"let's do something. drinking is boring with no objective." bayley explains and everyone nods.
"another drinking game?"
"let's play how well do you know someone. everyone pairs up with someone and everytime you get the answer wrong you both drink."
"okay, cool."
carmella (a) + renee (b)
sasha (a) + bayley (b)
kevin (a) + seth (b)
dean (a) + roman (b)
randy (a) + xavier (b)
"i shall be the judge!" finn smiles as every pair sits across from each other. "okay, first question, where was partner a born?"
renee put staten island
bayley put iowa
seth put canada
roman put ohio
xavier put texas
"dude what the hell? texas?" randy said as xavier laughed. "man that was supposed to be easy." randy shakes his head as he and xavier down a shot.
"what is partner b's real name?"
carmella put renee paquette
bayley put mercedes varndalo
kevin put colby daniel lopez
dean put joesph a'noai
randy put austin creed
"mom, what the hell! how do you not know how to spell my last name?" sasha yelled at bayley. "finn, this better be tequila." she said as she downed her first shot.
"okay, who is partner b's favourite person?"
carmella put randy
bayley put seth
kevin put kevin (seth's dog)
dean put seth
randy put kofi
"okay what the fuck! seth is actually your favorite person? and i'm not? ah!" dean yelled at roman before shunning him.
"kofi is not my favorite person, it's you man." xavier says as randy looks at him.
"ah thanks man, you're my second favourite person. behind renee of course." he replies.
"kevin is not my favorite person, i literally have a wife-" seth explains.
"seth is not my favorite person, i literally have a little brother-" sasha explains.
"okay, i am in charge and i say two shots each for everyone." finn yells at everyone.
"these are quite big shots."
"that's the point, kevin."
××××××
five questions later and everyone was wasted. even finn. "want to go for a walk on the beach?"
"okay." randy says as he takes his girlfriend's hand. they walk alongside the water as renee knaus at her bottom lip. "what's wrong, baby?"
"i have to ask you something, but i need to work up the courage, give me a minute, okay?"
"yeah, sure." he smiled down at her and only then did he realize how small she was compared to him. she was about 5'3 while he was easily 6'4. he then focused on how beautiful she looked, especially in the moonlight.
"i want to move in together."
"wait really? i thought you said-"
"yeah, i know what i said, but i love you and i honestly can see this relationship lasting forever. so, let's start forever, now."
"and people said you can't be a sap." he chuckled as he picked her up. "of course i want to move in together." he clarified as he swung her around before kissing her. "okay, let's head back."
"or we can swim."
"that is true." he said as he pulled his shirt over his head.
a/n okay, one more chapter like this and then it'll go back to being in the gc with more gifs and wayyyyy more drama.
