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legitboss: sooo how's everyone adjusting to being back in the cold?

sassyblonde: it's hot here in canada

ahugger: in canada? bahahaa

theviper: have you never been here bay...

ahugger: well to wrestle-

demonking: bay, it's okay, we love you even if you're slow

bigdog: yeah, what he said

uudd: it's almost time!!

kevin: i know i'm excited

fabulous: time for what???

twotones: MONEY IN THE BANK!!

sassyblonde: ugh, don't remind me

theviper: i. am. tried.

legitboss: me too!!

ahugger: me three!! i am physically drained, being champion is harder than i thought

bigdog: but you do such a good job :)

kevin: uh am i missing something????

sassyblonde: confusion..

legitboss: ANYWAYSSSS

lunatic: IM HERE!!

twotones: what? did you go somewhere?

lunatic: yes ;(

lunatic: only renee and sasha, my real friends, asked where i was earlier today. screw you all!!

theviper: hey, i asked too!!

lunatic: i love you, randall

theviper: only renee can call me that..hmmph

legitboss: someone's touchy today-

ahugger: any news on charlotte's pregnancy?

sassyblonde: well i heard from naomi who heard from alexa that it's not roman's baby, but it could be sheamus' or almas'

twotones: wowowowow

uudd: that's kinda crazy, like a teen drama type beat

fabulous: this happened to my sister once

ahugger: uh

legitboss: please say sike

sassyblonde: LMAOOOOO

theviper: baby, no-

sassyblonde: it's funny!! it's like maury in real life

twotones: 💀💀

lunatic: i hope it's sheamus' baby, one of my many ships

bigdog: welp

ahugger: this is sad

ahugger: ro, stay strong <3

legitboss: BAYLEY WTF

sassyblonde: ooooooo new ship, deano?

lunatic: definitely!! rayley!!

theviper: that is hideous

sassyblonde: do not hate, randall

twotones: baby, i caused another fire in the kitchen. i think it's time you cook

legitboss: so this is my life now, see you guys later-

lunatic: marriage seems fun, but then again, i do not wanna have to cook. ever.

bigdog: cooking is for intellectuals dean, you're safe.

uudd: OU BURN

theviper: bahahaha

lunatic: that would hurt me if i knew what intellectuals meant-

ahugger: wow, dean, go read a dictionary

bigdog: a s a p

fabulous: quite sad that dean is the stupidest one here, i always thought it was renee

sassyblonde: I AM THE SMARTEST HERE, THANK YOU VERY MUCH

fabulous: false!

sassyblonde: i'm not the one who has a theme song to remind me how to spell what's written on my pants, you orange bitch

kevin: woah-

bigdog: that escalated way faster than i thought it would

theviper: okay, no more internet for renee. goodbye guys, imma go fulfill my boyfriend duties

lunatic: bahahah he said duty!

lunatic: HAHAHA I SAID IT TOO

kevin: dean, get off line and go read

lunatic: okay... :(

uudd: kev, let's go out and eat

kevin: alright!!

fabulous: i am coming too!!

bigdog: so that leaves us....

ahugger: yeah..

ahugger: i haven't seen you in a bit, wanna hang out?

bigdog: okay, i'll come pick you up

ahugger: okay ♡

demonking: ?????

demonking: what

demonking: the

demonking: fuck

a/n i kept trying to add pics and stuff, but wattpad kept crashing, next time i'll try again, but i hope you liked this chapter ♡

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