sassyblonde: i wanna go on a couples retreat, who's down?
kevin: well...obviously not me. im so single it hurts
uudd: no! today i didn't want to feel single
twotones: dude, you don't feel single, you ARE single
demonking: PLS-
bigdog: you're just gonna take that xav?
uudd: do i have a choice? ;(
fabulous: anywhooooo, i can't, i'm boyfriendless
legitboss: not for long ;)
lunatic: i can't either
bigdog: me and bay are in.
twotones: same w me and sash
kevin: wow
kevin: can i bring my dog?
legitboss: kev, that is just sad..
theviper: im not coming
sassyblonde: oh yes tf you are
lunatic: you just got bitched
uudd: well...what now?
ahugger: get a gf?
uudd: YOU'RE EVIL
twotones: well, all i know is that i'm going to be a dad in four months...
legitboss: shut up, get me my bananas
lunatic: why is everyone getting bitched by their s/o bahahah
theviper: like you even have one!
lunatic: ;)
legitboss: DEAN PRIVATE CHAT RN
twotones: im bored
uudd: the author ran out of ideas
fabulous: i'm BORED.
fabulous: nevermind ;)
carmella opened her door to see dean. after last night, there was no doubt that she wanted him to be her boyfriend. they hadn't told their friends, dean told them it didn't work out while carmella never even mentioned it.
she threw her arms around him, embracing him in a tight hug. "you're here!"
"yeah, my flight got cancelled, i'm here until tomorrow." he smiled as she pulled him into her room. she reluctantly pulled away, not wanting to seem clingy. he laughed before pulling her down on the bed with him. "i do like to cuddle, mella." she blushed into his chest as they cuddled together in her bed, in silence.
"i have a question." she mumbled.
"ask away."
"why me?"
"what?" he asked, looking at her face. she didn't seem sad or concerned. just genuinely curious. "because you're you. you get me, we click."
"yeah," she hummed with a smile. "yeah, we do."
"now, wanna watch a movie?" he asked and she shook her head. he looked at her with a confused expression making her laugh.
"i wanna do, what we did last night."
"go on a date?" he said scratching his head. "i guess i could go get dressed?"
"only, you." she laughed before meeting his lips in a kiss. he smiled before pulling her closer.
uudd: so, bc im single i have to be bored, alone ..
kevin: being single is all bad, shut UP
uudd: oh fuck you
demonking: can yall stop spamming the chat
legitboss: it was four messages 💀
theviper: finn's in a bad mood
twotones: sucks, doesn't it?
demonking: shut uP
kevin: okay, chill out, fErGaL
ahugger: where is the couples retreat anywaysss????
legitboss: that's for ME to know and YOU to find out
bigdog: god you sound like a second grade teacher
theviper: so annoying?
legitboss: hey! that hurt my feelings
legitboss: WHERE DID DEAN GO
legitboss: HE SAID HE'D BE BACK BUT ITS BEEN HALF AN HOUR 😡
fabulous: dang sash, calm down
sassyblonde: i bet you know where he is 😏
kevin: gross ...
bigdog: i'm leaving for the day, renee made it weird
ahugger: same
legitboss: same ..
theviper: after all this, THATS what makes y'all leave?????
kevin: yes
uudd: i agree
demonking: same .. 🤺
theviper: well, you're on your own bae
sassyblonde: wow, wankers
a/n i'm bored so are y'all still here? 💀
