"okay, so have we all picked out at least five outfits?" sasha asked the rest of the girls as the shopped throughout the store. "including a hot new bikini?"
"yes ma'am. let's get back to the villa so we can go to the private beach." bayley smiles as they head to the cash. they decided to ditch the boys to make sure that they were looking their best for the rest of the trip. that meant bikinis, dresses, little shorts and tiny tops.
they headed home to find no guys there. they weren't surprised, they had said they were probably going to go out while they were gone. the girls decided to change and go to the beach anyways.
sasha wore a black, strapless bikini. bayley wore a blue one piece. renee wore an army green thong bikini. carmella found a perfect cheetah print bikini.
sasha stopped them before they headed out. "okay, i checked the dates of the drug tests after we come back from this vacay and turns out we have a month! so, i was thinking..." she trailed off as she took a bag of marijuana out of her bag. all the girls looked at one another before shrugging.
it was a lot of weed. each girl smoked two blunts each before heading out to the beach. luckily, none of them grew paranoid, they were all mellow and relaxed as the laid down on the sand.
"sand is the softest thing i've ever felt in my life." bayley expresses as sasha shakes her head.
"nah, i don't trust sand. it creeps me out. it's all just one scam from the government and one day the sand is going to swallow is all! watch!"
"you're silly." carmella laughs causing the rest of the girls to join in. "wow, we are so baked."
"the clouds are so beautiful, i just want to reach out and touch them, you know. like hug one or sleep on one." renee explains before realizing no one can hear her because she isn't sitting near them. "why are you guys so far." she mumbles before relaxing back onto the sand.
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"we're back!" xavier yells as they enter the house. they notice the house is empty knowing that the girls headed to the beach. "okay, let's head out." they walk out to the beach to find the girls laying in a circle with their heads side by side.
"odd." kevin mutters out as finn nods. they watch them from afar.
"you know, i always wondered why a watermelon was called a watermelon, shouldn't it be called fruitmelon because it's fruit and not water?" carmella asks making them all hum in agreement.
"i was thinking about that too, but like with a light bulb and blonde chicks." bayley explains making them hum in understatement.
"guys shhh! can you hear that?"
"hear what, renee?" sasha asks.
"the silence. it's so loud that it sounds like a beep." she pauses as the girl's eyes widen.
"i hear it."
"it's like beep beeep beeeeeeeeep." renee explains as the girls start freaking out.
"what if those are the aliens coming for us?" bayley says hugging renee tightly. "i don't want to go!"
"hey aliens! dumbasses, leave us alone! we want to stay here and eat fruitmelon!" sasha yells at the sky as she starts to laugh which makes carmella laugh, then renee and bayley laugh too.
"god, we are amazing."
randy looks to roman who's eyebrows are raised while dean doesn't seem to notice their weird behavior. seth elbows kevin. "they are totally high right now."
"what?"
"c'mon, that is so not alcohol." xavier explains to kevin. the girls stand up with cheesy grins on their faces. they still look hot, just with red puffy eyes which throws the guys off a bit. "hey girls?"
"hey woods! long time no see." sasha smiles while nodding slowly. they walk closer to the guys and stop once they are infront of them.
"are you guys high?"
"high? who? us? never?" bayley says as she fails to suppress a giggle causing the rest of the girls to laugh too. "hey, you know what sounds good right now?"
"takis!"
"fruitmelon!"
"we have both, let's go." sasha giggles as the girls all head inside to go get food. the boys watch with shocked expressions.
"i guess we are going to be babysitting tonight." randy says as they all hum in agreement. they follow the girls in to see them eating takis and watermelon. "that combo can't be good."
"have you ever been high, randall?"
"once."
"well, you obviously don't remember." xavier chuckles. "so is our night really over. i wanted to have some beer and party a bit."
"maybe we can use this to our advantage."
"what are you talking about, rollins?"
"like, maybe they will talk about stuff they won't talk about when they're sober. so i say we quiz them and have our fun."
"worth a shot."
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"so, we have questions for you ladies."
"ladies. that is such a funny word."
"laideaseeeeeee." renee giggled making randy smile. even when high she still managed to be the only person who can make him smile. he loved her, lots.
"okay, anyways. first one is up! from xavier."
"who is the most attractive guy here?" xavier asks as the girls look around. "hey! snap out of it! write down names, sweethearts!"
"done!" mella smiled. she flipped hers to reveal the name 'roman' written very messy on the board. sasha flipped hers to say the same thing along with bayley and renee.
"wow, my own wife." seth says with crossed arms as the girls giggle away. "i don't like this game very much."
"my turn!" kevin chuckled. "who is the your favourite person here....out of the guys!"
the girls wrote down their answers and showed each other before giggling hysterically. the guys looked at each other before finn flipped everyone's board. bayley's said kevin, sasha's said dean, carmella's said roman and renee's said randy.
"and once again, my own wife." seth grumbled. randy smiled and kissed renee's cheek as she giggled after whispering something to bayley.
"last one before we put you girls to bed." dean chuckles as he rubs his hands together. "who is the funniest?"
everyone wrote someone down quickly as dean waited for all answers to be him, but they all said kevin. "oh fuck you all, take then away." dean scoffed before cracking a smile.
randy took renee to their room, seth took sasha to their room while roman and dean took bayley, leaving carmella with kevin, xavier and finn.
a/n i liked writing this lmaaoaoa, next chapter is going to be a continuation of this one.
