roman threw bayley over his shoulder and carried her up the stairs while dean held the door open. bayley fell into a fit of laughs which was highly contagious. roman started to laugh and so did dean. "oh fuck, i gotta pee, you good here?"
"yeah, go." roman answered as he placed bayley on the bed. "okay, dean carried up some candy, chips and water. you need to bring down this high."
"no." she giggled as she opened the bag of peach fuzzes and offered one to roman. "candy for a sweet baby?"
"sweet baby?"
"yes, you know." she giggled as she patted the seat beside her. "come sit, eat. let's groove. ou! want to braid each other's hair?"
"bay, no." he chuckled deeply making her roll her eyes. "at least sit, grumpy man." she said, so he listened. he looked over at her, he didn't know what it was. maybe it was how close they were, maybe it was because he was hurting, maybe it was her red puffy eyes, but she looked beautiful and he would totally kiss her if she wasn't stoned.
"want a kiss?" she asked snapping him out of his thoughts. his throat dried and his skin grew pale. kiss? she wanted to kiss, maybe just one time, he thought.
"i-i don't know, only if you want to."
"vanilla or chocolate?" she giggled as she looked into his blue-grey eyes. then it hit him, she meant the candy.
"oh um, vanilla, i g-" he was cut off with a kiss to the lips which momentarily threw him off before he kissed her back. he realized it was wrong because she was under the influence, but he promised himself he wouldn't let go any further. after a minute passes they pull apart.
"here's the vanilla." she says as she tosses him the chocolate with a giggle. "why's it called vanilla, it's still chocolate, so like, shouldn't it technically be called vchocolate?"
"you mean white chocolate?"
"oh my god, yes, you are so smart." she says as she leans her head on his shoulders as he laughs at her.
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finn decided to go to sleep leaving kevin and xavier in charge of carmella which was very difficult because she wouldn't stop pretending to be a ninja.
"look, mella, we get it, now just lay down you bikini freak."
"freak? really?"
carmella giggled before getting into stance. "i am the karate kid. wax on, wax off."
"that was mister ma-" kevin cut himself off. "you what, never mind."
"you know who you remind me of, kev?"
"who?"
"kung fu panda!" she giggled as she jumped onto his back. "legends of awesomeness!"
"sweet!" xavier joins in making kevin glare at him. "sorry, dude, it was funny!"
"get her off me."
"i am like the spider from charlotte's web, you can't catch me, mwahahahaha."
"okay chill, weirdo." kevin chuckled loudly. "okay, look, we have snacks for you upstairs if you will just let us take you there."
"okay, but i am still the spider ninja."
"whatever you say, mella." kevin laughed he carried her up the stairs on his back.
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"okay, do you want to change now or?" seth asks sasha as she laid on the bear fur rug on the floor. seth looked down at her and realized the red in her eyes hadn't faded, he was in for a genuinely long night.
"this bikini gave me life."
"what?"
"i am this bikini and this bikini is me."
"i am not following..."
"you are not welcome to follow, bikini and i through this rough time. it is something, i, my dear love, must face alone."
"what the fuck are you talking about?"
"i must get naked at once before this bikini consumes my soul. i fear for my safety if i have to keep it on any longer." she explains in a british accent which throws seth even more off. he watched as sasha peeled her bikini off and laid down flat. "lay naked with me, my dear husband."
"why?"
"why not?"
"why?"
"why not?"
he sighed as he stripped and laid next to his wife on a black bear fur rug. she started up at the ceiling and hummed. "this is the time." she said as seth heard a crunch.
"when did you get those?"
"shh, want one?" she said as she extended her cheetos to him. he nodded and took one.
"are you done being crazy?"
"crazy? one day you will see that this high is the only sane thing in this world. just like matthew mcconaughey. he is the only man on earth who makes me want to date an older man. a way older man. like that time i had this young lemon in the dark and then when i turned on the lights it was an old lime with hair and it crawled away."
"sasha, what the hell?" he said as he laughed. "it's bedtime, baby."
"okay."
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while the entire house had seemed to calm down, randy couldn't seem to help renee.
"you know, you're the sexiest man alive." she said as he locked the door behind them. "now kiss me."
"renee, i can't. you're not thinking straight."
"but i love you."
"and i love you." he chuckles as she tries to pout. he didn't even know how he was going to get her out of the bikini with it sparking up another topic. "bedtime?"
"no! come shower with. let me show you what you've been missing all day." she said as she pulled him down in a kiss. she climbed him wrapping her legs around his waist and he felt himself losing the ability to say no. she pulled away and whispered into his ear. "do me."
that snapped his out of it as he placed her down. "c'mon renee, we can cuddle and i promise tomorrow-"
"whoops." she snickers as she untied the top of her bikini. randy watched as it hit the floor. a shiver ran down his body as he tried to look away. "you know, mister orton, i've been waiting for this alone time since forever. now do me, you wuss."
he chuckled at her choice of words as he went and sat down on the one seater couch in their room. she followed and slid herself into his lap. "you know you wanna..." she trailed of as she grabbed his hands and placed them on the boobs.
"christ, young, you're going to give me blue balls." he hissed as his brown eyes went dark. she grinded her hips into his and attached their lips once again. she removed her hands from his and realized he was still kneading her breast which meant it worked. his tongue entered her mouth and his control exited his body.
he stood up with his girlfriend entangled around his body and placed her down roughly on the bed. she pulled away from him and looked him in the eyes. "i always get what i want."
"well, i don't want hear anything when you can't walk in the morning." he said as he kissed her again.
a/n well, how do yall feel about the new ship i added. ship it or rip it, let me know
