twotones: woah
theviper: what?
twotones: i'm gonna be a dad
lunatic: what? how?
twotones: sasha is pregnant...
lunatic: but how?
uudd: what do you mean how-
lunatic: how did it happen!
kevin: uh-
bigdog: dean, did you hit your head?
lunatic: no!
twotones: why are you this confused?
lunatic: just tell me how it happened!
theviper: when man and wife come together, in bed, they both have...no, im not fucking doing this
sassyblonde: dean, seth slipped his pp into sasha's vv and boom, a baby was made...happy?
lunatic: EW
kevin: dude, what the hell-
uudd: there's no way anyone can be this clueless...
ahugger: you've clearly never met dean
legitbanks: hello friends.
sassyblonde: hey baby!
lunatic: the baby can hear us?
bigdog: dude, seriously, are you okay?
theviper: i watched last nights footage...dean hit his head on the announce table when drew put him through it
ahugger: awe, poor baby has a concussion
fabulous: do you want company, deano?
lunatic: yes! let's get ice cream
sassyblonde: if dean was single, i'd ship.
theviper: ANYWHO...has anyone heard from finn since the bayley roman thing started????
legitboss: actually, no...well maybe, but not properly
ahugger: maybe he's still mad
fabulous: don't you, like, care?
ahugger: eh, he is a friend, he's supposed to support me..if he can't, oh well
legitboss: AND THATS ON PERIOD
ahugger: besides, i love roman...i don't think i ever loved finn as anything more than a friend
bigdog: you what?????
legitboss: o-m-g
sassyblonde: EKKKKKKK
sassyblonde: GO HAVE BABIES NOW SLSLSLSLSLSLSL
theviper: calm down-
bigdog: bayley?
ahugger: yes?
bigdog: i love you too ;)
twotones: okaY, but that was the cutest thing everrrrr slslslsmdiso
fabulous: 🥺
kevin: so...am i the god father or what?
twotones: about that hehe..
kevin: what-
legitboss: we thought about this...
bigdog: tea
uudd: better be me
twotones: we wanted to ask this WAY down the line...randy and renee will you be our baby's godparents?
bigdog: rude.
kevin: the audacity!
uudd: i ain't even mad..just hurt
theviper: YESS
sassyblonde: all we do is win at life 👏🏼
legitboss: ekk!! renee we are gonna have sm fun!
bigdog: seth, we're literally best friends!
twotones: yes, but so is randy-
bigdog: hmmph!
ahugger: i can't believe you picked renee over me...no offense renee
legitboss: look...we wanted two people who we knew were going to be together forever...them along with jimmy and nao were who came to mind-
theviper: yessir...renee is stuck with me for life 🥰
kevin: the audacity!
uudd: you said that already
kevin: shut the fuck up!
kevin: the audacity!
twotones: anyone couples up for dinner tomorrow night?
kevin: couples? the audacity!
theviper: mE
bigdog: me!
ahugger: we'll check with dean later on
a/n this was pretty boring, but i promise next chapter will be spicy
