Chapter Fifty - Baby Shower

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I woke up DEAD. They way my legs ached were crazy. I just couldn’t move them. They were so stiff and tight. Extremely painful!

Today was my baby shower which Sophie and Gabriella organised. Legends. Today I just wanted to ball up in a corner and cry. I wanted my legs amputated. This main was just unbearable. It felt like I was walking on a million nails. OUCH – that thought is even more painful!

As I couldn’t be bothered to change I crawled to the bathroom to freshen up. Louis noticed my agonising pain, so picked me up and carried me downstairs onto the sofa. What a lovely boyfriend!

We all ate breakfast.

I had no will power to go into work today so I did everything off the laptop and e-mailed it across to Deana.

1PM. Two hours later I was done. Lunchtime. I swear all I do is eat!

As we ate lunch I switched on the radio, “Live While we’re Young’ was playing. I jumped and made a sound.

“What’s happened?” Louis asked. I did the noise and jump again. Harry switched the radio off. I stopped.

“You’re not giving birth are you?” Niall questioned.

“NO, and if I was, I wouldn’t let you be present – how casual was you when Zayn and Louis played that prank on you at Nickelodeon? Harry would be a better assistant!”

“So what’s wrong?” Zayn asked.

“Nothing, I’m fine.”

Harry switched the radio back on. I screamed and jumped again. On off, on off, on off. Jump silent, jump silent, jump silent.

“The baby is reacting to the sound.” Liam worked out.

“You’re right!” I said.

“It’s a Directioner!” Zayn laughed!

“So the baby is now recognising sound...” Louis started.

“Let’s have some fun!” Harry screamed.

As One Direction would the guys went and done ‘LWWY’ performance in the living room! Louis with the little Piano he knew played away, Niall and Liam went on the guitar, Zayn added his triangle affects, and Harry got his Kazoo, kazoo’ing away... because that’s a real instrument! I had my own ‘LWWY’ performance.

The baby was jumping up and down and screaming. It was double the pain with two eggs!

“That was fun!” Niall laughed.

“Did you like that?” Louis asked my stomach. “This is Daddy, and daddy loves you very much! And this is mummy, say ‘Hi’ mummy.”

He’s crazy, “Hi baby!”

“And this is Uncle Niall.” Niall laughed.

“Who said you’re the uncle?” I asked.

“Well fuck you.”

“I’m joking you crazy fool.” I laughed.

The hour went by of the boys talking the bump – damn they’re entertained!

Time to get ready for the baby shower!

I can't even remember the last baby shower I went to! Oh this was going to be interesting! 

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