Living With One Direction

Chapter Forty Three [Part 2] - Liam And Niall's Birthday

Same song, so no link; Enjoy!

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Round 1. We started indoors. It was as straightforward as bloody putting toast in a toaster. Actually, Louis is even unable to do that. We have this funky toaster; it's in the shape of a loaf of bread. So the Doncaster lad goes and puts the whole loaf of bread, which was fine considering it would have all been eaten, but you don't go and put out the loaf of bread in WITH the plastic bag! Come to think of it a rather good looking young fireman came out to help us!

The hole was just at the end of a tiny slope.

"Hole in one!" Louis smiled, putting his arm around my shoulders.

"Yeah, awesome, because a hole in one means 6th attempt and not the 1st!" I chuckled, unlocking from Lou's arm to take my shot.

"Exactly!"

"So I did this in one attempt, what does that make me?" I winked.

"A show off!" Louis sulked.

Round two: This involved the ball going around the bend to the hole. Maz volunteered to go first. The ball went up, and then came back down. Andy did a hole in one, as did Liam. Jayda and Harry were all over the place, while Danielle did it in four. Zayn did it in two as did I and Sean. Louis, Scott and Niall did it in three.

Round three. Did I mention Mandy were doing a documentary? The third hole was in like a face cave. Once you hit it in the mouth you have to like walk through the mask and a little door takes you to the next course. As I took my shot I assumed Andy had already gone out but he stood there in the dark! As I walked through the door, I felt a foot. Did I scream or did I scream?

"Oh gosh that was pure comedy gold!" Andy laughed, impressed with the work.

"Oh you find that funny?" I said getting out.

"It was actually!"

"You always capture me looking like a fool!"

"Well it's not exactly that hard!"

"Don't worry, I'll get you back, I always do!"

Round four was a maze course. This was fun. Well it wasn't a hedge maze course it was like a stoned maze hedge. This was kind of tricky as you had to constantly change your position. What is it with Irish people, and being lucky? Scott, Sean, and Niall did it in three! It reminded me of an Irish kid I once knew in college. When he would take part in something he wouldn't be able to do it; once we'd say 'do it for the Irish' on the third attempt he would do it! He also does a leprechaun dance for me! Jayda was actually hopeless at this game, she

ended up being last! Maz had got the hang of this one, as did Liam, Louis and Zayn. Harry, and Andy were picking things up swiftly, while Danielle and I became annoyed at the circuit!

Round five. Oh Lord, i'm beginning to hate mini golf. It's so annoying and bloody rises the blood pressure! The course was just a straight pitch, but the hole was in a cage with only one hole. Which basically meant, we had to whack the ball into the cage and pray for the best that it would get into the slot!

I failed it. I failed it like a bitch. Louis did it in one. What did he do? Cheered around dancing. Who's the show off now? Niall kind of got pissed off at not doing it. Maz laughed it off. Liam's just a fucking pro. Andy was serious. Danielle and Jayda had begun to not care, while Sean smashed it and Scott broke the club... even we don't know how he managed to do that! His excuse? The statue ate it! Niall spent to much time with Scott in his Mullingar days!