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tango's safety bunkers | tango x grian

suggestion by i_love_the_angst (ty btw ^w^)

ship: tango x grian
based on tangotek's 47th ep (tangos safety bunkers)
theyre already dating in this btw

word count:  1106 :))

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3rd person POV

Grian roamed around the shopping district, looking for inspiration (mood). He really had nothing to do, or build. He did know he needed to make something in the Architech bunker, but he didn't really sure what to do with it. He would of asked Mumbo or Iskall, but they were both AFK and no one else had access to the bunker to help him. 

He walked endlessly on autopilot mode. He was suddenly brought back to attention when he accidently walked into.. green glass? He stumbled back, loosing his balance. He fell down on his back, onto the dirty, shovelled path. He shook his head and blinked a few times, his head pounding. He looked up, noticing what he walked into, the mall! Maybe he could get some inspiration from the mall, or maybe some new sweet deals from the hermits. He placed down an enderchest, getting his valuables shulker box, and swiftly opened it and retrieved some spare diamonds he could spend. 

He dived down into the mall (i dont actually remember how to enter it so im just gonna assume). Before he had a chance to look around the mall to see if there was any new shops, he was hit in the face with a... snowball? "What the-?" He shouted out loud, shaking the snow off his face. Grian looked down in the direction it was coming from, only to see a fellow hermit, Tango. Tango smiled a toothy grin as he waved at Grian. Grian simply giggled, and flew over to him in the red wing, next to what he assumed a new shop of his.

Grian swiftly landed next to the electric-yellow haired hermit. He looked up at the sign in front  of his store 'Tango's safety bunkers', they didn't seem very safe. 

"Tango, what do you have here?" Grian asked, confused. How could this be safe? The shop was decorated with TNT walls, an open fire and a 1x2 gap to enter, with an 90% chance of getting pricked by cacti. It was far from it.

"Oh, nothing much. Just some safety bunkers to help some alive hermits, including yourself, survive! Would you like to buy one? It's a bargain! Only 30 diamonds!" He sounded like a tacky sales man as he cheerfully looked down at the smaller hermit, acting as innocent as can be. He looked like he was about to grin from ear to ear. Grian tilted his head, still a bit confused but he found this amusing, and Tango didn't seem like he was joking.

"Y'know what, sure. I'll buy one, how bad could it be." Grian giggled, dropping 30 diamonds to Tango. 

"Great! Follow me, I'll show you where I'll be building your bunker!" He flew up out of the mall, Grian following behind him.

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They both landed near a secluded bit of the map, far from the main island. It was a spruce biome, one of his favourite types of biomes, The piney smell filled his lungs as the autumn breeze went through his hair. Tango quickly broke the silence, snapping Grian out of his trance. 

"Is this a good area?" He asked the smaller hermit, already knowing the answer. It's a good thing Tango knew his favourite biome, or they would be looking for locations all day. Tango personally wasn't a big fan of spruce biomes himself, but he did want to make Grian happy.

"Yeah, of course! This place is beautiful!" Grian exclaimed, joyfully. Tango slightly blushed, looking down at the smaller hermit as his boyfriend took in his surroundings. 

Tango dug out a 9x9x9 hole in the side of a near by mountain, ready to start building his *amazing* bunker. He pulled out a red shulker box which held tons of TNT inside. He soon started building the walls out of this material, moving onto the floor with magma and adding a few end crystal here and there. Through all of this, Grian sat peacefully in the grass, watching his half-demon boyfriend build this monstrosity he called a 'safety bunker'. 

He lost his train of thought when suddenly, he felt something nudge at his arm, something fluffy. He swiftly turned around, only to be greeted by a fox, an arctic. Its snowy-white trail swished in the wind, it was like something you'd see in a movie. Grian held out his hand to stroke it, only for the fox to nuzzle up against his hand, atleast it seemed friendly.

The fox soon jumped onto his lap, as it purred (IK ITS A FOX NOT A CAT SHFWDH) and dozed off to sleep. "Hmm.. I'm gonna call you... Rendog the sequel!" He said out loud as Tango glanced back at him, stopping what he was building. 

"Hm? What was that?" Tango asked, confused.

"Oh! I found this fox and it seems friendly! So, I'm gonna call him 'Rendog the sequel'." Grian joyfully exclaimed, smiling like an idiot.

"And you're not gonna question if it has rabies or any other disease?"

"Nope!"

"Wow-"

Tango chuckled to himself, putting his materials (cough- tnt. important for later) on the floor next to him and talked up to Grian. He sat down on the soft grass next to him, stroking the so-called 'Rendog the sequel', careful not to wake it up. The smaller hermit placed his head on the taller males shoulder, dozing off like the fox. 

Tango soon picked up Grian, fox still in his arms, and placed him on the bed of the bunker, Tango spooning him (how to spoon, dick hard in the butt- KFLJSIO). "Maybe I'll just call you Pearl." Tango said to himself, stroking Pearl's head. He soon also fell asleep, leaving them peacefully sleeping in an unsafe bunker in the middle of the woods. Great plan, Tango :).

damn, i legit had so much fun writing this. i might write more stuff with this concept (grian's cats as foxes). i might write a sequel to this of them finding maui, im not quite sure. 

i had a different ending to this where docm77 or rendog lights the tnt walls while they're asleep and they blow up and go on the grey skins team. but i kinda dug myself into a hole when i added pearl since i didnt want to kill her off. but now thinking about it, maybe pearl could of joined the grey skins team aswell? :0

also woo its 2am gotta go s l e ep BYYEEE