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toilet bound, grian-kun | grian x mumbo

a bit of shipping, idk lol
based on the first chapter of toilet bound hanako-kun (basically i just copied the plot but changed some tiny things lol)

my throat is actually fucking killing me he LP :sob: :sob:

word count: 766

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Mumbo set foot into the Male's toilets of the school. He'd never believed in spirits or ghosts, he was just trying to see if the rumours were actually true, of course.

'The seventh mystery, Grian-kun of the toilet. A wish will be granted to for anyone who can successfully summon him. But in return, he will take away something that person holds dear. To summon him, you knock on the stall door three times.'

"Grian-kun, Grian-kun, are you here?" He spoke under his breath. He wondered why he was so scared all of a sudden, nothing was going to be there. He tried to talk some sense into himself, but he could still sense something lurking, something watching him.

Unspurprised, he was just about to leave the bathrooms, until he felt something pat his shoulder, which made his skin jump. 

"IsKal-" He blurted out before he fully turned around, but it wasn't Iskall. Mumbo fell onto his bum from the shock, who was he? He gave his head a shake and looked up at the boy standing infront of him. He had dirty-blonde hair, a black suit and a hat to go with it. He was pretty short and had this evil grin on his face, he looked a bit insane.

The realisation sunk in, was this Grian? The small boy kneeled down beside Mumbo, chuckling to himself. "Hehe, you alright? Must of scared you there." The ghost grinned, basically on top of Mumbo. (this is not a smut im sor-)

"Are you-" He didn't look exactly how the myths explained him as, he was expecting something more.. feminine? The ghost flew away from him, onto the top bit of the toilet. "Heh, 'Grian-kun of the toilet'? Yep, that's me! Great to see ya!"

The ghost held out his hand, either for a handshake or to help him stand up again. Mumbo took his hand, this face glowing a slight pink colour. He stood up, swiping off all the grime that was on his suit. 

"G-Grian I-" Mumbo stuttered, it's not everyday you see a paranormal ghost in the toilets of a school. "I-Impossible! Where's the bob haircut?! And the red skirt?!" His eyes widened, either from amazement or fear.

"Shit's outdated, I was probably going through my trap faze. You can just call me Grian if you want." The ghost held up a peace sign, smiling.

Grian flew closer to Mumbo, staring into his soul with his psychotic eyes. "Aside from my appearance, all the stories you've heard about me a true. I will grant the wish of who summons me. For a price, of course!" 

Mumbo looked down at the ground and occasionally glanced back up at Grian with his head down, holding his own arm for comfort. "Don't you have a wish? Well then, let me here it!" Grian raised his voice slightly, trying to get Mumbo's attention again. 

"A-are you sure.. You're n-not a creepy perverted g-ghost?" The moustache man stuttered, defensively holding his arms up to his face.

"..Bye!"

"I waS JOKING!!! gRIAN IS SOOOOOO COOL!!"

"..Cool?"

Grian swiftly turned around from the sudden compliment, facing Mumbo, his face tinted pink slightly. "Ok, do tell your name and wish, I'm all ears!"

Mumbo enthusiastically smiled at this, happy to get his wish granted. "Yes! I'm Rubrum Mumbo, a highschool student from Class 1-a! I want the guy I like to fall in love with me this instant!" 

Grian got a pen and paper from his inventory, starting to jot down notes. "Mumbo.. And what you want is romance? And his name?"

"Limus Iskall, a second year! He's hot, he has good grades..." Grian listened to him rambling on about his crush, growing slightly jealous. "...and he's very nice - he's amazing! Our school's prince."

"Okay, I'll grand your wish." He looked up from his paper and gave Mumbo a quick smile. It was soon cut off by the sudden cheer from the taller boy.

Mumbo held his hands together, trying to hide his excitement, but failing. "So how do you make everyone's wishes come true, Grian? Do you have enchanted items?" He asked, genuinely curious. "In fact, I do. I have something incredible here..."

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(im leaving this on a cliffhanger cos this already has enough words and i just wanted to finish this so i could do some christmas prompts lol)