Apparently, God made a mistake. That mistake wasn't only for my death but for MY WHOLE LIFE. Imagine dying, meeting God, and learning that your life was a mistake. I better be receiving compensation for my boring life or else!
Next thing I know, I'm...
I need to make something healthier than I usually eat...
...Strawberry cake with extra cream and sugar?
It has strawberries in it, which should be pretty nutritious.
Actually...
It might be too healthy...
But...it'll have to do for now...
I sighed to myself. Making healthy food was not easy...
Nevertheless, I quickly worked to create the perfect strawberry cake.
The first step I needed to do was to research how to make a strawberry cake using my personal head-library thingy.
Then...after doing a little bit of research, I can create the cake using the supplies from the kitchen!
Some of you may be wondering if I could just create the cake using my legendary creation magic.
The answer is, yes, I can.
However, the main reason why I always sneak to the kitchen is to hide away from Sophie.
Nowadays, Sophie finds it mandatory to get me to wear makeup like a normal person.
But the problem is...in this world...choosing to wear makeup is the equivalent of dunking your face in flour.
Trust me...whoever came up with makeup trends in this world was probably a blind man with shaky hands, who accidentally dropped a ton of powder on a girl's face and called it 'beauty.'
I am never going to allow anyone to do any makeup on me in this world.
So, I always hide away in my estate's kitchen for a few hours every morning to get away from Sophie before she can 'beautify' my face.
While I'm hiding, I spend my hours making food to eat for fun. In the process, I always cook another serving to sneak to Deux.
Since I always sneak away to the kitchen, I've become great friends with Chef Apple and Chef Pie, the most talented chefs of the dukedom.
The two of them always give me candy and tips for cooking while I'm hiding. They also keep my location a secret from Sophie, which is a nice bonus.
The only problem with Chef Apple and Chef Pie are...
their...
lovely(?)...
personalities.
"Oh! My face...it's never been so...beautiful and handsome...I'm almost like an angel who descended from the peaks of heaven to bless the pitiful humans with my lovely face..." Chef Apple breathed out as he took notice of his face in a mirror.
"Have you seen my face...?! My fierce eyes and my hot smile would make all the ladies swoon. Unfortunately for them, they can't have me...I'm a taken man," Chef Pie spoke slowly as he squished his face together with his hands.
Yes...the two of them are narcissists.
I'm happy that they have the confidence to love the faces they own...but...um...how do I tell them that their faces look like characters from cartoons...?
Their faces are very...difficult...to look at.
To be honest, Chef Apple's face looks like an apple.
He has a butt chin and an extremely large forehead that arches just like how the top of an apple does.
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