Hoseok, just got out of the bathroom: Man, that was a great pee.
Hoseok: Hey guys the bathroom was gr- *sees no sign of the member nor the camper* -eat
Hoseok: ... *asks the cameraman* di-did they just leave me? In this economy?
Cameraman: *nods*
Hoseok: r-really?!
Cameraman: *nods again*
Hoseok: Well damn..
Hoseok, walking: Namjoon told me that i was the one who keeps BTS together, well that was a fucking lie.
Hoseok, stops and looks around: Shit... Well, good luck learning the choreography next comeback guys.
Hoseok, talking to one of the PDs: Should I call a booger?
PD: It's called an uber
Hoseok: Oh, wait.. I have the money right?
PD: Yes, why-
Hoseok, taking out his phone: I could just by myself a fucking car.
PD: what are you-
Hoseok, aggressively dialing Yoongi's phone number: I'm gonna go white mom over them
*ring* *ring*
With the other guys
Jin, driving: we got everyone right?
Namjoon: um.. *counts the members* Ye-
BTS:
Namjoon: Hoseok hyung-
Yoongi, on the top of his lungs: HOBI BABY!
Jin:*almost crushed the camper*
Yoongi: BE MORE CAREFUL!
Jin: WE YOU BETTER NOT SHOUT, YOU SCARE THE SOUL OUT OF ME!
Yoongi: WELL YOU ARE THE WOR- *phone rings*
Yoongi: *checks his phone*
Jimin: Who is it hyung?
Yoongi: It's Hobi *answers the phone*
Hoseok, on the other line: YOU MOTHEFUCKERS LEFT ME AT THE GAS STATION!
Yoongi: baBY WE'RE TURNING AROUND RIGHT NOW!
Hoseok: YOU BETTER! *hangs up*
Jungkook: Oh wow, I never heard Hoseok hyung cruse before.
Jimin: I did, he only curses like that of he Is reeeeeeal mad
Yoongi: TURN THE FUCKING CAMPER!
Jin: JUST WAIT!
Yoongi: I CAN'T WAIT! YOU'RE SLOWER THAN THE WIFI BACK AT HOME!!!!!
With Hoseok
Hoseok: *hangs up*
Hoseok, angry as hell:Ugh, I'm gonna fucking slap their asses harder than before
PD: Wow, calm down.
Hoseok, REEEEEEAL ANGRY: NEVER TELL ME TO CALM MY OWN ASS!
Hoseok: ONLY YOO-
The camper: *beep beep*
Hoseok: *walks over*
Yoongi:*puts the window down* Hey babe
Hoseok, real pisses: Don't you fucking 'hey babe' ME!
Maknae line: OOooOOHhhHH
Hoseok: YOU THREE! I THOUGHT THE 4 OF US ARE IN THE SAME TIME! I FUCKING TOLD THE 3 OF YOU TO TELL THEM THAT I PISSED AT THE WASHROOM!
Jimin: Sorry hyung... I though Jungkook informed the hyungs..
Jungkook: pff- ME?! I though taehyung hyung did!
Taehyung, just woke up: Yo, I'm not part of this shit right now..
Hoseok: Ugh, just open the fucking door.
Later on the road
Jimin: Ow.... Why did you slap our butts that hard?!
Hoseok, still pissed: y'all left me.
Another Later
BTS:*gets off of the camper*
Namjoon: *counts everyone* Okay, lets go now. we are complete.
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