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Seokjin: YO WHAT THE FUCK?!

Namjoon: What's the commotion about?

Yoongi: goddamnit hyung, it's fucking 7 in the morning.

Hoseok: hyung, it's normal for people to wake up at 7am

Yoongi: well I don't, and same goes with tried people! GOOD DAY TO YOU SIR!  *swings his blanket all dramatically and falls on the couch*

Jimin, sleepy boy: hm... hyung why are you shouting.?

H.Kai: Morni— *falls on the ground*

Taehyung: Oh sorry, Yeontan come here.

Yeontan: *turns the other way*

Taehyung: roOd much

Namjoon: is everyone here?

Yeonjun: yes, sir.

Namjoon: alright.. now Jin Hyung why were you screaming "YO WHAT THE FUCK?!" ?

Seokjin: you see, there is this completion.

Jimin: what is it about?

Seokjin: there are 3 competitions I was in. In the most handsome men 2019 for my surprise...

Hoseok: you ranked top1?

Seokjin: I wish..

Soobin: huh?

Seokjin: Jungkook ranked the top1 in that on.

Jungkook: wot—

Taehyung: continue, this is getting interesting

Jimin: ikr

Seokjin: in  the top sexiest men 2019... I ranked 4, Jungkook ranked 3, Jimin ranked 2, and Taehyung was first.
Seokjin: in the kpop idols version one.. Namjoon ranked top29, Yeonjun ranked 18, Jimin ranked 12, Jungkook ranked 3, Taehyung ranked... 1

Soobin: how about you hyung?

Seokjin: once again I was beaten by the maknaes .. I ranked 10..

Hoseok: well at least you're in the list unlike the rest of us.

H.kai: oh come on, we all are handsome/sexy in our ways! They can compete all they want all I know is that I love myself to much that I won top1 in my competition,

Taehyun: which is?

H.kai: being myself!

Namjoon: H.kai has a point hyung, your handsome and trust me you deserve better

Seokjin: aw jeez..

Taehyung: you guy do know that we're right here

Jimin: they're just jealous

Jungkook: ... I wanna sleeeeeep

Beomgyu: hm.. why do you think I'm cuddling with Yoongi hyung?

Jungkook: I wanna join in!

BTXT:*sweat drops* jeez...